finding a wind substitute....

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stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
3 Jan 2010 4:26pm
east coast lows suck......

I'm gonna move to????
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
3 Jan 2010 4:16pm
redtube?
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
3 Jan 2010 2:00pm
youporn?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Jan 2010 5:08pm
The pub
Schmidy
Schmidy
WA
47 posts
WA, 47 posts
3 Jan 2010 2:32pm
hahahahha redtube.
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
3 Jan 2010 6:01pm
just as addictive and probably slightly less expensive if you keep your head, try pokerstars.

or move to Tas, its windy somewhere in this state all the time.
keilani
keilani
QLD
84 posts
QLD, 84 posts
3 Jan 2010 6:37pm
??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!
tmiddled
tmiddled
NSW
253 posts
NSW, 253 posts
3 Jan 2010 9:47pm
I'm on the East Coast and I just took up paragliding which I find equally as addictive and fun as kiting.

Only problem is it is only on about as much as kitesurfing is on (8-15 knots). But it will double your time on the air/water as the time in the air doesn't really clash with time in the water (well for me at least I don't go kiting until it gets to about 15 knots or so).
swoosh
swoosh
QLD
1929 posts
QLD, 1929 posts
3 Jan 2010 9:06pm
how about a can of "I can't believe it's not wind"


japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
4 Jan 2010 1:05am
It is ****ed.

Balance is the key. Kiting has consumed me to the degree where I have had a very serious think bout it's benefits. Weather driven!

Bought a set of kayak plans which should keep me on the water and exercising when the wind is no good and the fish are not biting.

If it is raining, read. At least the equipment is not suffering from UV degradation!
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
4 Jan 2010 1:50pm
Hey Kungpow:


While my wing is more an XC type, last week when there was no wind for kiting I climbed >1000ft
cabstar
cabstar
VIC
328 posts
VIC, 328 posts
5 Jan 2010 8:35pm
wtf **** that **** id rather strap my self to the front of a train
sleek1
sleek1
VIC
672 posts
VIC, 672 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:28pm
go out in the public and maybe you may meet someone.
kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
NSW, 439 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:55pm
na sleek1, ive already tried that, its y i took up kiting in the first place lol
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
WA, 2485 posts
6 Jan 2010 12:50pm
keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...
youngbull
youngbull
QLD
826 posts
QLD, 826 posts
6 Jan 2010 4:36pm
Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.
keilani
keilani
QLD
84 posts
QLD, 84 posts
6 Jan 2010 7:41pm
youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.

Well he does always sound like he has his hand on it! love that Elephant
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:27pm
.Back on topic.move to the lounge room and watch the cricket .Today was a cracker .I'm a cricket tragic but I reckon even if you didn't like cricket ,today was a good day to watch (or listen )
xSAVx
xSAVx
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
6 Jan 2010 8:52pm
tube8
kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
NSW, 439 posts
6 Jan 2010 10:12pm
today, mr float, was south 15ish knots... was on water 515 n back on the beach at quarter to eight... now thats a real cracker hehe
rhinoman
rhinoman
QLD
362 posts
QLD, 362 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:18pm
keilani said...

youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.

Well he does always sound like he has his hand on it! love that Elephant



tissues
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
7 Jan 2010 12:49am
kitegirl21 said...

today, mr float, was south 15ish knots... was on water 515 n back on the beach at quarter to eight... now thats a real cracker hehe


let me guess?/ Umina??
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
WA, 2485 posts
7 Jan 2010 1:04am
youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.


i think u just got lolled... rookie.
kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
NSW, 439 posts
7 Jan 2010 11:06am
true true mr float
odetojak
odetojak
NSW
54 posts
NSW, 54 posts
7 Jan 2010 4:43pm
I suggest you start playing frisbee. Cause there is nothing more annoying when throwing a frisbee, than when the wind picks up.

This way, you can be frustrated about something whatever the conditions are.
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Jan 2010 5:07pm
It's not really a personal attack if it's true...Is it?

I have been known to wank therefore I can be safely put in the category of "wanker".

I am not in the least bit offended by that statement, as it puts me in the same category as 95% of the people in this world.

Let me justify that last statement:

All males of the mature age have pulled it once and therefore are "wankers".
All males that are not mature ......will be wankers soon enough!
That covers 100% of the male population...
Now for the females(no, you don't get out of this girls).

95% of mature dating females will be coersed into playing with the male tool as soon as possible in any relationship with a male, this would be classed as wanking and therefore the females can be called "wankers" too.

I hear you ask about the 5% of females neglected herein?
They are of the cloth....Nunnery or the like.....or muff dive(absolutely nothing wrong with that)...matter of fact, I'd like to see more of it.....BUT....

Back to the issue: You also are saying that some men don't play with the savaloy!

That's BS and you all know it.

So.. I'm not offended, but I do appreciate all the people who were offended on my behalf.

Thanks,
Stabbs

By the way, I'm always looking for kite girls to help with my ongoing dilemmas..
must have strong hands....
Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
7 Jan 2010 2:48pm
was taking some pics of a wave board, honestly, it was too windy for me to kite (25kn plus, plus add some for the gusts, 6foot with 20 sailors and 3 kites out - so maybe off topic)

rloemker
rloemker
NSW
149 posts
NSW, 149 posts
7 Jan 2010 5:56pm
It looks windy, so I assume he was keeping his hand warm???

Those cans look huge.
kiter77
kiter77
VIC
273 posts
VIC, 273 posts
7 Jan 2010 6:07pm
25knt winds, 6 ft waves, huge cans, guess you've found your place where you're gonna move to Stabs
rloemker
rloemker
NSW
149 posts
NSW, 149 posts
7 Jan 2010 6:20pm
kiter77 said...

25knt winds, 6 ft waves, huge cans, guess you've found your place where you're gonna move to Stabs


Plus you can spoon with some random chick (with said huge cans) and put your hand up her skirt.

The headland looks a little like Cabarita (minus the well organised car park) but I am assuming somewhere in WA?
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Jan 2010 8:53pm
I kinda figured by your statements that if I tried to put MY hand up that girls skirt, I'd be in trouble with the wanker that has his hand up there already!

Looks cosy tho
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