turned up to my local today pretty early hoping to beat the crowds(not gonna say where cos its a secret), only to to find not one, but two damn euros there

how dare they come to this country and kite at my local

there was no else there so i had to do the unthinkable(am newby to self launchin)....."can u gis a launch mate" i says

guess what the cheeky wanka said in dodgy french accent "ok", what an arshole, i mean dont they teach them when they come in to say "ok bloke" or "yeah sure mate" jesus whatever next, he even landed my kite later and gave me the thumbs up of all things, di??h??d

i had to leave after this it was all to much, they were turning up in droves the carpark was awash with wicked vans and hairy armpits

there was some poo on the beach to, must have been them filthy buggers

bastards!

your are pretty pretentious to think you own the beach!!
learn to self launch

Yep, I did my good turn for a Euro so far...picked up their garbage, 10 cig butts, 1 can of red bull, and helped a young mom in to the tram.

But nothing like Mini Mals efforts, saving lives, now that is big stuff.