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You know its NOT windy when ....

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mjaygray > 9 months ago, 4 Apr 2008

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 8:44pm

So now that we're going into the winter months...
i thought it best to start up this one heh heh.

...you look for chop out on the water only to see your dissapointed face reflecting back at you

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 8:50pm

when your favourite spot on the river has a crystal clear reflection of the city and its foreground trees imprinted onto its surface

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 8:51pm

when...
you're attending ALL your lectures at uni!

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 8:54pm

when you're hair is dry when you arrive at work...
when you're not late for your arvo shifts at work...
when you're not missing any days at work!

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 8:55pm

you are surfing heh heh

ewan kite

VIC

928 posts

5 Apr 2008 12:03am

when u r on seabreeze

echostorm

QLD

1245 posts

4 Apr 2008 11:07pm

When you a write "You know its NOT windy when..." posts. (sorry someone had to write it)

mjaygray

125 posts

4 Apr 2008 9:24pm

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When you a write "You know its NOT windy when..." posts. (sorry someone had to write it)

nice one echostorm... should've been the 1st post heh

...you lose half of your friends 'cause they're all heading back to their countries for the winter lull

General

471 posts

5 Apr 2008 12:13am

when you make more friends

the new friends you do make ditch you 'cause you're always going on about this 'fantastic kite surfing sport', but beacuse they never see you out on the water they take you for a fool drinking too much and speaking a lot of garbage!

mjaygray

125 posts

5 Apr 2008 10:40am

eight of the most recent posts are your own lol
and Perth is on "windless places" in Australia (very rare)

Jacq

32 posts

5 Apr 2008 10:59am

U get a brand new kite....why oh why? It was like the anti-wind!!

Brand new kite, excitment through the roof, little arrows through the ground...grrrr.

mjaygray

125 posts

5 Apr 2008 11:10am

Jacq... ouch! I feel for you. But the prospects look good for Mon...hopefully!

when all the tourists on the beach are snapping away pics of the pretty lil kid's kites with bows and ribbons on them and saying "wow!"... intead of snapping away and saying "WOW!" at the colourful entourage of kiters doing big boosts

when your "BIG jump" of the week is over that puddle on the way to work

graceful

773 posts

5 Apr 2008 11:50am

WHEN ALL THE TOPIC POSTS COME UNDER "HUMOR"

mjaygray

125 posts

5 Apr 2008 11:00pm

you start smelling bad because your 'daily shower' at the beach is not happening anymore

mjaygray

125 posts

5 Apr 2008 11:47pm

For FVER...

when you drive home after work completely relaxed and at peace, without looking at any of the trees on the side of the freeway and without being a hoon weaving in and out of traffic to get home 10 min faster to get your kites

gruezi

3464 posts

6 Apr 2008 12:46am

You work, or are working and convince yourself that it is not windy enough.

kitelements

101 posts

6 Apr 2008 3:06am

...........when you are having a social life

...........when you watch kiting DVDS

........when your partner includes you in her plan[}:)]
........when you are getting more productive at work

.......when you have more sex in the arvo

sunseeker

QLD

1203 posts

6 Apr 2008 9:14am

I don't know what to write here because it's been 20knots since Friday afternoon...it's currently 8am and we have a 15 to 20 S....

rooey

QLD

498 posts

6 Apr 2008 9:26am

When ya emotionally n physically in the doldrums....get it 'doldrums'....

mjaygray

125 posts

6 Apr 2008 8:14am

sunseeker...thanks for that one...there is still hope for the rest of us!

...when your face goes pale white, hair goes darker and you lose half your muscle mass heh heh

mjaygray

125 posts

6 Apr 2008 8:42am

when your only water relaunch for the week is retrieving that last noodle from your cup-a-soup

Danger Mouse

592 posts

6 Apr 2008 12:24pm

When the missus isn't whinging at you for a change because you are ACTUALLY home for a change.

D

GreenPat

QLD

4096 posts

6 Apr 2008 3:50pm

When the housework gets done.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

6 Apr 2008 4:48pm

you clean out your car and its not full of sand

mjaygray

125 posts

6 Apr 2008 3:20pm

true GreenPat, true

...when the guys in the UK are getting more wind than you

Fooosh

563 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:07am

.... when you check out the SUP forums

mjaygray

125 posts

7 Apr 2008 1:50am

lol fooosh!

...the learners are flying their kites in the air with a surprising amount of control instead of faceplanting, crashing and eating water heh heh.

no offence to any learners hey ... been there, done that, still doing it!

superlizard

VIC

702 posts

7 Apr 2008 9:07am

when you spend half a sunday washing your kites

TheMedic

153 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:14pm

When you've watched every DVD you own and are halfway through your mate video ezy's collection.

TheMedic

153 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:16pm

You notice your not using as much fuel due to driving to your fav spot.
Guess thats an upside.

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