You know its NOT windy when ....

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mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 8:44pm
So now that we're going into the winter months...
i thought it best to start up this one heh heh.


...you look for chop out on the water only to see your dissapointed face reflecting back at you
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 8:50pm
when your favourite spot on the river has a crystal clear reflection of the city and its foreground trees imprinted onto its surface
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 8:51pm
when...
you're attending ALL your lectures at uni!
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 8:54pm
when you're hair is dry when you arrive at work...
when you're not late for your arvo shifts at work...
when you're not missing any days at work!
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 8:55pm
you are surfing heh heh
ewan kite
ewan kite
VIC
928 posts
VIC, 928 posts
5 Apr 2008 12:03am
when u r on seabreeze
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
4 Apr 2008 11:07pm
When you a write "You know its NOT windy when..." posts. (sorry someone had to write it)
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
4 Apr 2008 9:24pm
When you a write "You know its NOT windy when..." posts. (sorry someone had to write it)

nice one echostorm... should've been the 1st post heh



...you lose half of your friends 'cause they're all heading back to their countries for the winter lull
General
General
WA
471 posts
WA, 471 posts
5 Apr 2008 12:13am
when you make more friends
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
5 Apr 2008 12:28am
the new friends you do make ditch you 'cause you're always going on about this 'fantastic kite surfing sport', but beacuse they never see you out on the water they take you for a fool drinking too much and speaking a lot of garbage!
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
5 Apr 2008 10:40am
eight of the most recent posts are your own lol
and Perth is on "windless places" in Australia (very rare)
Jacq
Jacq
WA
32 posts
WA, 32 posts
5 Apr 2008 10:59am
U get a brand new kite....why oh why? It was like the anti-wind!! Brand new kite, excitment through the roof, little arrows through the ground...grrrr.
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
5 Apr 2008 11:10am
Jacq... ouch! I feel for you. But the prospects look good for Mon...hopefully!


when all the tourists on the beach are snapping away pics of the pretty lil kid's kites with bows and ribbons on them and saying "wow!"... intead of snapping away and saying "WOW!" at the colourful entourage of kiters doing big boosts


when your "BIG jump" of the week is over that puddle on the way to work





graceful
graceful
WA
773 posts
WA, 773 posts
5 Apr 2008 11:50am
WHEN ALL THE TOPIC POSTS COME UNDER "HUMOR"
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
5 Apr 2008 11:00pm
you start smelling bad because your 'daily shower' at the beach is not happening anymore
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
5 Apr 2008 11:47pm
For FVER...

when you drive home after work completely relaxed and at peace, without looking at any of the trees on the side of the freeway and without being a hoon weaving in and out of traffic to get home 10 min faster to get your kites
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
6 Apr 2008 12:46am
You work, or are working and convince yourself that it is not windy enough.
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
6 Apr 2008 3:06am
...........when you are having a social life
...........when you watch kiting DVDS
........when your partner includes you in her plan[}:)]
........when you are getting more productive at work
.......when you have more sex in the arvo
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
6 Apr 2008 9:14am
I don't know what to write here because it's been 20knots since Friday afternoon...it's currently 8am and we have a 15 to 20 S....
rooey
rooey
QLD
498 posts
QLD, 498 posts
6 Apr 2008 9:26am
When ya emotionally n physically in the doldrums....get it 'doldrums'....
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
6 Apr 2008 8:14am
sunseeker...thanks for that one...there is still hope for the rest of us!


...when your face goes pale white, hair goes darker and you lose half your muscle mass heh heh
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
6 Apr 2008 8:42am
when your only water relaunch for the week is retrieving that last noodle from your cup-a-soup

Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
WA, 592 posts
6 Apr 2008 12:24pm
When the missus isn't whinging at you for a change because you are ACTUALLY home for a change.


D
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
6 Apr 2008 3:50pm
When the housework gets done.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Apr 2008 4:48pm
you clean out your car and its not full of sand
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
6 Apr 2008 3:20pm
true GreenPat, true

...when the guys in the UK are getting more wind than you




Fooosh
Fooosh
WA
563 posts
WA, 563 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:07am
.... when you check out the SUP forums
mjaygray
mjaygray
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
7 Apr 2008 1:50am
lol fooosh!

...the learners are flying their kites in the air with a surprising amount of control instead of faceplanting, crashing and eating water heh heh.
no offence to any learners hey ... been there, done that, still doing it!
superlizard
superlizard
VIC
702 posts
VIC, 702 posts
7 Apr 2008 9:07am
when you spend half a sunday washing your kites
TheMedic
TheMedic
WA
153 posts
WA, 153 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:14pm
When you've watched every DVD you own and are halfway through your mate video ezy's collection.
TheMedic
TheMedic
WA
153 posts
WA, 153 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:16pm
You notice your not using as much fuel due to driving to your fav spot.
Guess thats an upside.
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