Been watching every ones weather. Its a sad story for you guys.

Its been doing this for the last month and will be like this til April.
Im worn out, need a break.
Greatest thing about the sunny midwest, there is no traffic to contend with on the way to uncrowded beaches (in town) and the wind is always 5 knots more than forecast!
No need to starve we have Noodlers and McHungry Jacks. Also skimpies, 2 x hospitals and an almost international airport(20klms inland)
In town - crystal clear Reef breaks and beachies.
30mins north, "wop wop" - Coronation beach has waves and cross shore wind. Including a huge flat area with churned coffee chop. Perfect for learning how to ride down the line cause the waves are soft and super long. Popular spot for kiters and poledancers from all over the world. English is a second language in this part of the world.

Yeah yeah yeah, I know you live in heaven, only consolation is the new road, saves half an hour off the trip.
will be up there again soon. Last Tuesday must have seen a few double over head high sets out the back of Corros.

damn thats some good wind

Doesnt Gero have loads of stingers???

bring on the crowds Nate

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TurtleHunter said...

bring on the crowds Nate

Don't worry guys it's to far for all of us over this side of the island to come this week anyway

besides we got our own delivery of green arrows this week

Nate, sorry, pornstar you're on drugs! haha
Gusty onshore slop, lots and lots of stingers not to mention the cobblers.
Every second car getting broken into...
As for skimpies I think this is where all the retired ones come to die!

Looks like not much work being done this week! I enjoyed our taste of 30kn+ and 3m swell last week it pulled a bit of slack out of me and a thirst for more.

its a crap hole the place stinks,the wind was gusty and onshore and the tide was too low your all dreaming and i wish i was out there dreaming

Not long Madradman!
Im going to push that toe to your shin.
Fitten up brudda !!

Hitch hicker, Bloody you drugz!

Turtlehunter
Never crowded. sh-t you not.

Stinky Pete, Stingers. They appear above the tropic of Capricorn along with Barramundi and Crocodiles.

Direction looks offshore to me....

Yes next Saturday will be terrible. I will go surfing instead

My sister and Brother in law live up in Gero pornstar, I go visit them occasionally and I know what you're on about. There's downsides here too guys... ie, no freaking wind...

Dont forget the 2m seasnake spotted in local waters and resident tiger shark

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NJPornstar said...



Stinky Pete, Stingers. They appear above the tropic of Capricorn along with Barramundi and Crocodiles.

Then why everyone wear steamers all year round. Heard its cause of the stingers.

I have never worn a steamer in Geraldton Kiting or Surfing. Water doesn't get below 17 degrees. I do wear a steamer almost all year round spear fishing but that's a different game.

Stingers? Simple mistake, you must be mixing up Broome with Geraldton. Sounds similar.

Sounds nothing alike tool. I was born in Gero and spent several years in Northhampton. Just stating what i have read and heard about your waters.

Hes talking about those nasty cobblers in the weeds at the point

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StinkyPete said...

Sounds nothing alike tool. I was born in Gero and spent several years in Northhampton. Just stating what i have read and heard about your waters.

Northampton ey....

(That explains it a fair bit!)

I was born in Gero too and have never heard of anyone wearing steamers all year round. Doesnt happen! Gets too hot....

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StinkyPete said...

Sounds nothing alike tool. I was born in Gero and spent several years in Northhampton. Just stating what i have read and heard about your waters.

Someone may have told you about the nasty Nudibranch. They wash up in summer but they don't sting.

The place is infested with agro blow-ins who are happy to see you take hidings on the beach just because you took their wave. Avoid the place like the plague. Better to head up to Kalbarri where the locals are way more friendly and happy to share waves with kiters and boogers.