Wear a seat harness - keeps ya boardies closed tight. As long as your boardies aren't thread bare your back door is safe! Hate the smell of rotting seaweed farts - not fun

Cheaper than paying for a fancy day spa flush out though!!

Have definatly experience the hard water slap on the spuds though

Good for singing along with the Vienna choir. attemps to get wifey to help massage the bruised area fell flat...

Also had my board fall off my front foot just before touch down and go sideways between the stumps!! Ended up straddling each side of the fence!! Fkn ell!!!


Lucky I saw it coming and just got a bit out of the way so as not to split the spuds completely!!
Glad I had a floaty vest on that day as I was floundering for at least 5 minutes with the kite parked on the water