Aren't bindings ghey this season... or is it straps

... I'm not sure, I can't keep track of what's in and what's out, when does this season start anyway... and what should I be using to be not ghey, or totally ghey... what's cool this season, is it cool to be ghey or not ghey, or should I be trying to be cool or not cool to fit in... oh God is it hard to keep up with the times.
Bugger it, I'm going to ride without straps, and without bindings, this year... that's not ghey... is it

Oh sh!t, I just done a search of the forums and there is conjecture about riding strapless.
Screw you all! I'm going body dragging.