Whatever can I do?
I pull my pants down so my crack and most of my butt is showing to try and get rid of those pesky tan bands but its not enough.
In the middle of summer I'll have a white ass.
not to mention half white legs.


I'm thinking maybe a g bunger and pull it right up my crack.
I would probably get it in white.
I have worked out the bunger may cause chafing. So I should probably rub some Vaseline around before I go out
if needed I could post some pictures.

I think you meant to post this on the windsurf forum. We wear scungies under wetties under boardies under harnesses over here, so there aint no sun on our asses!
Alternately try nude spearfishing on a sunny day.. Paint the willy up in tropical fish attracting colours, and you'l have more fun than a pilly at a tuna farm (not recommended in front of gay beaches)

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professor said...

g bunger

must be a kiwi

Try that orange spay paint taht some chicks use

Damn, I thought this topic was gonna help me find some nice brown lines to replace my old ones. Aww well, maybe I can have you g bunger when your done with it.

I find this works best for me, plus the ladies lov it :)

This could be your answer...but you'd be kiting on your own a fair bit.

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vwpete said...

I find this works best for me, plus the ladies lov it :)

Why would you wear a reel leash? Seriously...

Not wanting ta get away from the topic, but the reason is i was in gnaraloo, its home to some pritty big wave on reef action, when ya board comes off the wave takes it and its real boring getting it back. Pick below is just me coming in, its not big wave but i guess you can see how ya board would just get taken.

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GalahOnTheBay said...

vwpete said...

I find this works best for me, plus the ladies lov it :)

Why would you wear a reel leash? Seriously...

Nah, nah! The chicks dig that green thing on his head.

Yes,dont get drunk and pass out on the beach on a sunny day.
Or you will find out what your mates think funny tan lines look like.



^^^^^The waterskier looks like something out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
The rollerblader has the same tan lines as Mr Rowdey