The reason you don't see details of what length/width/sidecut/weight/bindings/colour/wax density/flex/shampoo frequency, is that none of it matters. Whether you are a skier or snowboarder, just grab whatever equipment you have, and use it.
On my snowboard I've never noticed the sidecut sending me upwind involuntarily. I have however noticed that falling hurts a bit more. You can't stop falls, but you can stop fall injuries. That's my excuse anyway for being a wuss and wearing kneepads.
Last weekend I even tried using a snowboard without any bindings (used an oversized stomp pad instead- see www.noboard.com). It was harder than going strapless on the water. But after 30 minutes of flailing about I got the hang of it and managed a few nice runs

before the wind died.

Oh yeah. I'm in Colorado. Which has more snow than Vancouver right now...