Inspired by boredom and the "30 knots" song, here a remix dedicated to the man himself:
http://www.gobarbra.com/hit/new-3ca8113c2b89b981b0d516ffabbd6c15

Can't believe someone went to all the effort of making that site and made it so sh!t.

Sh!t song - Sh!t website = Rook at life.

I laughed once.... then, Nothing!

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stabber said...

I laughed once.... then, Nothing!

Once more than me.
I would have laughed more if it had just been a picture of my face with a dick drawn on it or something.

had a bit of a chuckle

that website is more constructive then sir rowdys existance

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ok said...

that website is more constructive then sir rowdys existance

sir rowdys existence is constructive for this website

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sir ROWDY said...

ok said...

that website is more constructive then sir rowdys existance

sir rowdys existence is constructive for this website

rowdy.. I see that seabreeze website is worth $30,000 There is more than 250 classifieds ads worth quite a bit of coin in Lauries backburner, plus advertising banners an pay per click ect ect.. It's a goldmine...

I think you should be on the payroll.. You're comments make more sense than 90% of people who actually post here. Hit Laurie up!

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RPM said...

sir ROWDY said...

ok said...

that website is more constructive then sir rowdys existance

sir rowdys existence is constructive for this website

rowdy.. I see that seabreeze website is worth $30,000 There is more than 250 classifieds ads worth quite a bit of coin in Lauries backburner, plus advertising banners an pay per click ect ect.. It's a goldmine...

I think you should be on the payroll.. You're comments make more sense than 90% of people who actually post here. Hit Laurie up!

Don't worry I already have, I'm pretty sure I'm getting a 1% cut soon.

Well that's good news, 1% is a bit of a lowball though. I think you should have your own private section too.. Maybe rowdy's rant or something similar. It should be closed so nobody can run their mouth off. Maybe a seabreeze member asks a question, then you give your wise, blunt and unedited words as encouragement??

Could be good. I can guarantee you will log some serious clicks! And the best part is.. No fun police to edit you..

Thoughts?

Yeah I thought about that, but then they would actually have to pay me... Nah but seriously I have thought something along those lines might be cool, even just a thread where I can answer or fix peoples problems. I'm sure some people will hate the idea, more reason to do it I guess.

too many do gooders on here anyways.

You tell it like it is but somehow get away with it. I say unleash the rowdy and stir things up a bit...

There has to be a non edit in your posts though. You need the power to destroy or encourage.. muhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!

What do you say Laurie?? Are you ready to give rowdy his own section in Kiteboarding General? I'd be thinking he would get more hits/posts than most of your other topics.

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RPM said...


You tell it like it is but somehow get away with it. I say unleash the rowdy and stir things up a bit...

You boys need your egos stroked by getting reactions, either positive or negative.

Big Wave Dave actually tells it how it is.

You guys think that you tell it how it is.

There is a difference.

It's probably more to do with your age than your personality. Something to do with which peacock has the brightest biggest feathers to get the attention or some such sh%$.

Anyway, continue on....

what he said x 5

Pretenders... Big Wave Dave would have posted a much better come back comment

Whatever jetson, Where is the BigWaveDave now... Yeah thats what I thought...

p.s. Your hero Big Wave Dave is the real pretender, because I know that the true Big Wave Dave sadly passed away a couple of years ago Man that guy was awesome.

This is more legit.

That's it Rowdy. You used to be cool but you have changed man. I thought there was a chance you'll turn for the better, but it seems not.

That life sized poster that I have of you halfway through a kiteskate pressureflip will now get thrown in the bin.

I don't care if there was a chance that you landed that move.

I'm over it.


P.S. RPM's life sized poster can stay.

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Elroy Jetson said...

That's it Rowdy. You used to be cool but you have changed man. I thought there was a chance you'll turn for the better, but it seems not.

I used to be cool? How so? If masturbating a lot and looking like tweak off southpark is cool then I guess I was pretty cool... I'm stoked that you had faith in me though, I don't think I did.

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Elroy Jetson said...
That life sized poster that I have of you halfway through a kiteskate pressureflip will now get thrown in the bin.

I don't care if there was a chance that you landed that move.

I'm over it.

I don't care if I landed it either, send it my way if your done I will chuck it up on the toilet door, or even better put it on the bog roll, or hey better again send it into kitemag for us.

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P.S. RPM's life sized poster can stay.

Can I haves it when ur dun pweaseeeee.

This thread reminds me of something I saw many years ago:

weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

Elroy,

If you wanna hold hands with bigwavedave then you need to get to ocean addicts. I have a life sized poster of you to.. here it is.






You've changed.

Funny to start with, repeats itself and goes no where.

Now that was some funny ** Sir Rowdy.


You win.. I'm done.

Time for you lads to spend the next couple hours texting your posse. Get as many people on to seabreeze as possible greening you and red thumbing others in an attempt to secure your online ego.

Would be best to get on to this lengthy task right away before morning dawns

Night...

Sleep tight elroy, don't let the paranoia bugs bite xox.

Good attempt Elroy,

But you can't win an argument with an egocentrical hormonal teenager.
Obviously missed out on a few bitch slap from his parents, dad's a hippy hey?

I am glad to hear that some of the crew on seebreeze are in love with your consistant criticism and your obvious thrill at poorly attempting to pull others down, it proves that we are individuals with different opinions.

I for one unfortunately fall in the other category and I wish that you would concentrate on the handle passes with your boyfriend's rod and allow this forum to carry its overall good vibe.

BWAHAHA.
Man it sucks this got censored. There was so much win involved in one video for everyone to see. Infact I'm surprised it did. What people cant decide now if they want to watch a video of cartoon bums and willys by themselves? Pretty weak.

p.s. These threads really make little sense once censored haha. Might as well delete the whole thing if your gonna delete the best parts.

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sebol said...


dad's a hippy hey?

I heard your mum was one to? Or was that just the lifestyle she was most close to? Because from what I heard from my dad and his mates...

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sir ROWDY said...

BWAHAHA.
Man it sucks this got censored. There was so much win involved in one video for everyone to see.

It was a funny vid alright

You spent too much energy growing your feathers bright and big.

You gotta stay in the game to get the 'win'.

This is the difference.

Big Wave dave would know what I'm talking about

Yep, my mum had a great time, shame about your dad's impotence, we could have been half brothers and I would have a great opportunity to bash you on an ongoing basis.