Coming to a second rate streaming service like Amazon Prime soon.

Straight to DVD!!!!!!

We laugh at it. But I'm still busting to see it.

Phoney said..
Is that Denise Richards (50) hooking up with Kevin Quinn (23)? I mean not that there's anything wrong with that...

Yep. She's still looking hooking up able too.

So they added in a human villain? Why not just use the real villains- no wind and gusty wind?

Plucky young kiter succeeds until... he encounters the mythical 'wind shadow'. Soul searching ensues, until he finds true love and learns to look upwind...

What other movie villains could they use. Plastic debris, craypots, jellies, sharks & the ol' teabagging?

How about a plot like-

young kid qualifies for KOA via video.

fpoor family sell everything so she can attend.

arrives in Cape Town and gets kid napped day one.

has to escape, then track down and steel gear back.

Turns up late to first heat bruised black and blue. Tough heat and gets knocked out, although pulls some crazy board off. Uses the kite to knock a lost board back to hand with a kite loop lands perfect and becomes a crowd favourite.

Hey,

You kiter people do know that it isn't a documentary ?

Just checking.