Hahaha
homes are for people who cant fly
But seriously you dont have to do much on a c class miniwing to get a bit of a thrill and scare the **** out of anyone watching. They drop into spirals so effing quick you get locked after a single rotation and then you gotto do that old... ive got 4 seconds until impact do i pull the left leaver or the right leaver while your face starts getting pulled back and your wondering if your even going to be able to pull out of this one because the pressure on the line feels like its a tonne so your brain has that split second oh **** maybe im pulling on the wrong one
Then ya have quite alot of energy to control as you get spat out
In one of the acro camps in europe i learnt something called a "short dynamic no" where you will just yell NO! And jam hard on the breaks past stall point and let them up as quickly as you yanked them down and its almost like a bit of a reset but that has saved my ass alot. If you were to do it any other speed then like a quick defensive life saving reflex then your in for some serious trouble.
No idea who first came up with half the stuff we do in the air.
I may aswell just dump a few tutorial links
Now i know theo seems like a sesame street character at first but its important to know who he is if your going to do his tutorials cause he makes them look so benign and easy.... for the non pilots hes basically if travis pastrana and kelly slaters mother/dolphin had one too many and had a baby somehow to the pilots well he grew up at his parents dropzone/paragliding school and i believe was doing twisters etc before highschool so yeah madness
Anyways enjoy who i believe is the best tutorial maker (sorry jocky you still have the best voice

) for freeflight
Oh and i chose the sat because its pretty much achievable for any pilot (except us aussies cause no altitude) if given apropriate instruction and time etc
Feel free if you want to look up what a sphere is and of course infinite tumbles etc
All an all big air kiteing can go eat a dick and so can the "industry" pushing it over freestyle/wakestyle
Oh and my world class mate who hasnt logged a flight in a year is alive and well feeding mosquitos mangos in some jungle in columbia

not sure if he knows thats what hes doing but essentially thats what anyones doing in a jungle is just feeding the bugs dead or alive
And heres some unhook you pussy boots and loops
Its hard to convey the feeling to non pilots but this is the best i can do
Imagine being on one of those but its suspended in the air on an angle that has a full range of direction but combine that with a dodgey super long metal chain swing where you get that little float at the peaks before decending again