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gokid > 9 months ago, 2 Apr 2016

gokid

QLD

491 posts

2 Apr 2016 11:21am

Does anybody else have a nick name for there kite/kites ?

5-6m Micro Rocket

7-8m Pocket Rocket

9m Rocket

10-11m I have never owned so no name yet

12m The 12

17m Space Station

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

2 Apr 2016 12:30pm

No, that's retarded

My red kite is Rosie
my emerald green one is Esmeralda

but when they fling me upside down on my head they are generically known as "the Bitch"

I think it's like with an old faithful car, they've got their own characters. After you've had em for a while and been through some stuff together, that's when you give em a name.

cauncy

8407 posts

2 Apr 2016 1:03pm

Had an RPM
Called it the cock

Plummet

4862 posts

2 Apr 2016 1:12pm

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theDoctor said..

I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........

Gazuki

1363 posts

2 Apr 2016 1:16pm

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cauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock

Is that why you rode it so much!!

Jono77

356 posts

2 Apr 2016 1:40pm

An old 15m I had around 2003 we called "The Bus". It was like driving a bus, a little slow to corner and had to take the corners wide. It also felt like the long bar I was swinging around was like the big steering wheel of a bus. It was also around the weight of a bus and it was a little hard to stop!!

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

2 Apr 2016 6:27pm

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Plummet said...

theDoctor said..

I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........

You spelt penis wrong

cauncy

8407 posts

2 Apr 2016 3:27pm

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Gazuki said...

cauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock

Is that why you rode it so much!!

Good one gaz
Do you know it's not correct for gay insults

hargs

QLD

634 posts

2 Apr 2016 7:13pm

Dendrophilia is a common nick-name for Cabrinha kites.

Youngbreezy

1221 posts

2 Apr 2016 5:28pm

The 7m is the whipper snipper

The 10m is the makita push mower

And the 17m is the ride on mower

All experts at mowing the lawn!

Nathe

439 posts

2 Apr 2016 7:58pm

7.5 - mr green
9 - smoke
10.5 - punch
12 - boss

BlueDemons05

6 posts

2 Apr 2016 8:58pm

the original 6.5 jipsy was the best

Kamikuza

QLD

6493 posts

2 Apr 2016 11:40pm

My Speed3 21 I refer to as "zombie American Jesus"...big, fat, white, lumbers around like the undead, but Jesus saves! sessions...

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

2 Apr 2016 11:42pm

You guys are not serious?

Nathe

439 posts

3 Apr 2016 3:49am

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bjw said...
You guys are not serious?

Yep deadly serious.. That's the model names

RAL INN

2896 posts

3 Apr 2016 7:31am

I assume dendrophillia means tree hugger.

Ragzilla

VIC

240 posts

3 Apr 2016 11:20am

Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

3 Apr 2016 12:05pm

You spelt theDoctor wrong

Kozzie

QLD

1451 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:44pm

i call mine ****ya!
ala
"come ohnnn ****YA!!" doing the slow downwind ride when its to light to actually ride upwind

hargs

QLD

634 posts

4 Apr 2016 9:04am

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RAL INN said..
I assume dendrophillia means tree hugger.

Dendrophilia (also known as arborphilia) literally translates as a love of trees

SibboV1

368 posts

4 Apr 2016 12:16pm

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Ragzilla said..
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

Soon we'll see marriage rights for people wanting to marry their tree. It's all about equality and acceptance....

azza2u

QLD

91 posts

4 Apr 2016 2:33pm

"Big Bertha" my 2002 16.5m Cabrinha Contra once had a short but intimate affair with a partner of the leafy variety.

Nutdip

67 posts

4 Apr 2016 9:07pm

9- brumby
11-mustang
14- clydesdale.

Vatos Locos

230 posts

6 Apr 2016 7:11am

I just asked my one and only 12 to marry me and of course she said ..... (just hope my 9 n 14 don't get jealous)

Vatos Locos

230 posts

6 Apr 2016 7:13am

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Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?

noodelsrominov

VIC

265 posts

6 Apr 2016 9:36am

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upsidedowner said...

Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?

That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.

Loftywinds

QLD

2060 posts

6 Apr 2016 10:25am

All my kites are simply called - classics!

They rock!

Youngbreezy

1221 posts

6 Apr 2016 8:44am

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noodelsrominov said...

upsidedowner said...

Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?

That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.

Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"

Vatos Locos

230 posts

6 Apr 2016 9:11pm

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Youngbreezy said...

noodelsrominov said...

upsidedowner said...

Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!

So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?

That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.

Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"

Nothing better than a bit of kite love

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