Fight psychology with psychology looks like this is that hes doing to you is number 2.
2. Making You Wait
Someone who deliberately makes you wait before you get to see him or her is utilizing a classic form of power play. The message here is that his time is more important than yours, and by inference he's more important than you.
www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/communication-success/201601/15-control-tactics-difficult-peopleSo try number 7 The sitting uncomfortably close to him technique might work. Just shout him some mcdonalds wait for him to choose the bench seat then also choose the bench seat. This will be a bit awkward. But then up the anti and slide alllll the way upto him while your starting on the fries. Then when hes visibally distressed whisper "i want to use the kite"
Works 100% most of the time