Hi All,

To all the newer crew who kite narrow neck the core riders are looking to impose some local rules to keep a bit more order, the newer mob who kite there are not learning the unspoken rules of the break and I feel it has come to a point where we must impose some kiting guidelines and regulations.

To begin with:

1. Sign in and sign out sheet, it will be located on the sun dial plinth where you write your name mob number and kite brand/colour/size and residential post code.

This is so if we see you do anything dangerous/ stupid ( e.g like downlooping or jumping close to shore or within 100m of flags) we can report you to the life guards/council or even the police if the incident warrants such action.

Also strictly no twin tips will be welcome, frankly there style is too progressive and dangerous !

Back off warchild. Seriously

HAHAHA good luck

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DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck

If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.

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WillyO said..


Back off warchild. Seriously

All Ill say is RSPECT the core crew, we laid first claim to this spot while you were swimming in your daddys balls son.

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waveslave said..

Waveslave we will get you up to QLD do to water patrol brother

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DKnazzaGC said..

DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck

If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.

hahaha the kite police are here!!!!!!!!!!

Never work. Next thing you know the Police will get down there and charge you with harassment and/or assault.

This method doesn't work. I've seen it all before.

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DARTH said..

DKnazzaGC said..

DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck

If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.

hahaha the kite police are here!!!!!!!!!!

Lifetime ban now imposed !

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GMK-KiteSurf said..
Never work. Next thing you know the Police will get down there and charge you with harassment and/or assault.

This method doesn't work. I've seen it all before.

The police are my mates

Please make sure Keahi signs in tomorrow

You cant be serious!

Sounds like an April fools joke and we aren't there yet

I think ill take my tt and move back to brisso

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DKnazzaGC said..

WillyO said..


Back off warchild. Seriously

All Ill say is RSPECT the core crew, we laid first claim to this spot while you were swimming in your daddys balls son.

Bahaha you blokes have got to be having a go aye

Reefs not even that good there

On the subject just in case its not a pre april fools joke .

You are a dead set knob , i surfed that break when i was 15 ,35 years ago and now been kiting for 15 years and back on the Goldie , no one will tell me where i can kite or surf for that matter.

Surf rules that have been around since you were in your dads sack, thats the respect needed not this crap.

Oh by the way i ride religion , sometimes with a surf board and sometimes not ,feel free to say hello.

,

I called the local police station to confirm this and they said that a sergeant will be patrolling the beach with a notepad for everyone to fill out.

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DKnazzaGC said..
Hi All,

To all the newer crew who kite narrow neck the core riders are looking to impose some local rules to keep a bit more order, the newer mob who kite there are not learning the unspoken rules of the break and I feel it has come to a point where we must impose some kiting guidelines and regulations.

To begin with:

1. Sign in and sign out sheet, it will be located on the sun dial plinth where you write your name mob number and kite brand/colour/size and residential post code.

This is so if we see you do anything dangerous/ stupid ( e.g like downlooping or jumping close to shore or within 100m of flags) we can report you to the life guards/council or even the police if the incident warrants such action.

Also strictly no twin tips will be welcome, frankly there style is too progressive and dangerous !

Hmmmmm, Relax fellas. I think we can safely say DKnazzaGC is just blowing off steam after year 6 exams.

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DKnazzaGC said...
Hi All,

To all the newer crew who kite narrow neck the core riders are looking to impose some local rules to keep a bit more order, the newer mob who kite there are not learning the unspoken rules of the break and I feel it has come to a point where we must impose some kiting guidelines and regulations.

To begin with:

1. Sign in and sign out sheet, it will be located on the sun dial plinth where you write your name mob number and kite brand/colour/size and residential post code.

This is so if we see you do anything dangerous/ stupid ( e.g like downlooping or jumping close to shore or within 100m of flags) we can report you to the life guards/council or even the police if the incident warrants such action.

Also strictly no twin tips will be welcome, frankly there style is too progressive and dangerous !

So what makes a core rider: post code. Wealth. Age, knee operations.

Surely you can just request a friendly gathering and chat about the issues. Bring along a few life savers to discuss good behaviour and the consequences of bad behaviour.

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DKnazzaGC said...

WillyO said..


Back off warchild. Seriously

All Ill say is RSPECT the core crew, we laid first claim to this spot while you were swimming in your daddys balls son.

You can throw sewing machines at the noobs instead of fists!

Personally i prefer to go anywhere else but there.

Ive been missing all the action !

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bigtone667 said...

So what makes a core rider: post code. Wealth. Age, knee operations.

Bigtone, your definition is fully retarded. ^^^

A core rider is a dude who is very familiar with a particular break ...

someone who has been riding the spot for many, many years ....

he may have even pioneered the break (with regards to kitesurfing),,,

someone who has paid his dues,

done his time ...

[unlike some greenhorn visitors who believe they have an inflated sense of entitlement],

and a licence to dick around thru the main peak,,,

lol

A core rider has consideration for crew who shred,

He gives them space and has no qualms about throwing into a chicken-gybe to allow them to rip the wave unencumbered,

A core rider understands that spoiling other folks waves is bad energy and counter-productive,

He expects the same in return,

He demands a reciprocal approach,

and if for some reason the feeling isn't mutual,

the visitor can expect the worst.

Pole-dancers please take note.

Aloha.

lol.

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WillyO said..

DKnazzaGC said...

WillyO said..


Back off warchild. Seriously

All Ill say is RSPECT the core crew, we laid first claim to this spot while you were swimming in your daddys balls son.

You can throw sewing machines at the noobs instead of fists!

Personally i prefer to go anywhere else but there.

WilyO your narrow neck ban is effective as of immediately it will be downwinder with the TT from now on my friend

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dafunk said..
Ive been missing all the action !

dafunk once you progress from kiting the inside then you can speak amongst men.

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flyingcab said..
I called the local police station to confirm this and they said that a sergeant will be patrolling the beach with a notepad for everyone to fill out.

Ill make sure the sergeant has you name at the top of the list

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bigtone667 said..

DKnazzaGC said...
Hi All,

To all the newer crew who kite narrow neck the core riders are looking to impose some local rules to keep a bit more order, the newer mob who kite there are not learning the unspoken rules of the break and I feel it has come to a point where we must impose some kiting guidelines and regulations.

To begin with:

1. Sign in and sign out sheet, it will be located on the sun dial plinth where you write your name mob number and kite brand/colour/size and residential post code.

This is so if we see you do anything dangerous/ stupid ( e.g like downlooping or jumping close to shore or within 100m of flags) we can report you to the life guards/council or even the police if the incident warrants such action.

Also strictly no twin tips will be welcome, frankly there style is too progressive and dangerous !

So what makes a core rider: post code. Wealth. Age, knee operations.

Surely you can just request a friendly gathering and chat about the issues. Bring along a few life savers to discuss good behaviour and the consequences of bad behaviour.

Big T I have a better idea we all sit in a big circle hold hands and sing Kumbya we can use your TT and kite as kideling.

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gcdave said..
Bahaha you blokes have got to be having a go aye

Reefs not even that good there

We all know your a closet TT rider dave

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bearbusa said..
On the subject just in case its not a pre april fools joke .

You are a dead set knob , i surfed that break when i was 15 ,35 years ago and now been kiting for 15 years and back on the Goldie , no one will tell me where i can kite or surf for that matter.

Surf rules that have been around since you were in your dads sack, thats the respect needed not this crap.

Oh by the way i ride religion , sometimes with a surf board and sometimes not ,feel free to say hello.

,

Your tone has afforded you an automatic exclusion unfortunately you posted before thinking , a carton or 2 of imports for the nazza boys may sway the decision..

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teabaggin said..
Please make sure Keahi signs in tomorrow

2 cartons of imports next to the sun dial plinth by tomorrow 4pm for trying to be a wise guy

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4XL said..
You cant be serious!

Sounds like an April fools joke and we aren't there yet

I think ill take my tt and move back to brisso

Good ! back to sandgate with your lawnmower