NZ man fights off shark then stitches himself

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MOWIT
MOWIT
67 posts
67 posts
27 Jan 2014 4:41pm
Must be a quiet news day?

www.news.com.au/world/nz-man-fights-off-shark-stitches-himself/news-story/c5c8781343fe6af4b88330f2db636aad







They must breed them tough in NZ.

Chris_M
Chris_M
2132 posts
2132 posts
27 Jan 2014 4:59pm
It bit him cause he is a pussy, pffffft... stitching a shark bite.

Cauterising it with the exhaust pipe from the farm bike is a bit manlier.
MOWIT
MOWIT
67 posts
67 posts
27 Jan 2014 5:40pm
This what they used to do in Inverchargill?

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The bit where he burns through his best Sunday suit on the exhaust as the fire suit was to bulky?
jms
jms
NSW
131 posts
jms jms
NSW, 131 posts
27 Jan 2014 8:46pm
I like the "How To" tag :)
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
27 Jan 2014 6:57pm
hehehe... tiss but a scratch!.
MOWIT
MOWIT
67 posts
67 posts
27 Jan 2014 9:30pm
Even through a 7mm Wettie in Summer:

"He and his friends then went to the Colac Bay Tavern, where he was given a bandage because he was dripping blood on the floor."

Kamikuza
Kamikuza
QLD
6493 posts
QLD, 6493 posts
27 Jan 2014 11:41pm
I was going to say Cool! cos 7-gills aren't that common and are deep-sea dwellers, so six attacks on humans in 600 years makes those scars something to talk about... but it seems most attacks are in NZ though
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
27 Jan 2014 10:21pm
Full of typos

first of all he was "buttun" by a shark and he "stutched the wound"

Kamikuza
Kamikuza
QLD
6493 posts
QLD, 6493 posts
28 Jan 2014 1:32am
Mark _australia said..

Full of typos

first of all he was "buttun" by a shark and he "stutched the wound"


Not down the deep dark south he wouldn't be. You're thinking of those ****ters in Auckland...
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