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Created by Brazilnuts Brazilnuts  > 9 months ago, 10 Dec 2015
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Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

10 Dec 2015 4:21pm
Just wandering who are the judges and what is the judging criteria for the NKL waves
secret judging???
surfingboye
surfingboye

NSW

2707 posts

10 Dec 2015 8:54pm
I heard same judges as Mambo...
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY

WA

5378 posts

10 Dec 2015 5:55pm
Not sure, maybe trained monkeys?

On a piece of paper I found the Leagues secret path to success last event -

1. Kiteboarding
2. Ben Wilson
3. ??????????
4. PROFIT!!!
Underoath
Underoath

QLD

2434 posts

10 Dec 2015 8:01pm
I am one of the judges. I don't score tricks unless you are riding a wave!

pgc
pgc

pgc

VIC

886 posts

10 Dec 2015 11:12pm
and no whinging bull****
dave......
dave......

WA

2119 posts

10 Dec 2015 10:02pm
I've been reliably informed that we have 3 celebrity judges.
John Travolta
Kirstie Alley and
Tom cruse.

The CEO David Miscavige has told them to ignore your waves and ballet, as you have been labelled a "subsersive person".

Sorry, couldnt resist.


Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

11 Dec 2015 3:55pm
corrupted bul**** like like mambo hummmmmmm
i know half of you guys i really jealous


Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

11 Dec 2015 4:01pm
how can you judge some one if you cant surf
Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

11 Dec 2015 4:03pm
i keep watching your videos see if i learn some new moves but nothing only crap
pearl
pearl

NSW

984 posts

11 Dec 2015 7:19pm
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Brazilnuts said..
corrupted bul**** like like mambo hummmmmmm
i know half of you guys i really jealous




Is that Ryland in the photo. ........ There is no name on it.
RPM
RPM

RPM

WA

1549 posts

11 Dec 2015 6:30pm
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Underoath said...
I am one of the judges. I don't score tricks unless you are riding a wave!




Yeah good one 'tangles'!!!!

If I were judging having kite lines wrapped around your neck I'd give you a 9.5 all day long
RPM
RPM

RPM

WA

1549 posts

11 Dec 2015 6:36pm
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Brazilnuts said...
how can you judge some one if you cant surf



Brah, are you on ladies week or what..
pgc
pgc

pgc

VIC

886 posts

12 Dec 2015 9:37am
A good mate John Kouhry (Mick Gattos rh man) once said to me The wheels on the bus go round and round. i though at the time he was going to throw me under a bus!
But i later realised what he meant was that time goes on and we have to live with our **** thats stuck to our wheels. Very Deep!!!!!
Factory
Factory

WA

266 posts

12 Dec 2015 7:51am
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pgc said...
A good mate John Kouhry (Mick Gattos rh man) once said to me The wheels on the bus go round and round. i though at the time he was going to throw me under a bus!
But i later realised what he meant was that time goes on and we have to live with our **** thats stuck to our wheels. Very Deep!!!!!

I recall you being one of the last people to vouch for Leo. He was in your vids, part of your "carew" and you told everyone to give him a break.

I get the feeling something has changed?
gcdave
gcdave

534 posts

12 Dec 2015 8:06am
New wave app even has a lorocopter button




Good judging setup imo
pgc
pgc

pgc

VIC

886 posts

12 Dec 2015 11:14am
Pretty obvious why. Leo is on his own.we value out sponsors and reputatipn
Factory
Factory

WA

266 posts

12 Dec 2015 8:20am
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pgc said...
Pretty obvious why. Leo is on his own.we value out sponsors and reputatipn

Are there any bridges Leo hasn't burned?
default
default

WA

1255 posts

12 Dec 2015 9:57am
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Brazilnuts said...
Just wandering who are the judges and what is the judging criteria for the NKL waves
secret judging???

Maybe brazilnut's post has just been lost in translation?

The comp is on at secret harbour (or "secrets") isn't it? Therefore one might presume the criteria could be specialised to secrets particular cross-on, sometimes more on than cross conditions.. Hence "secret judging"?

flyingcab
flyingcab

VIC

942 posts

12 Dec 2015 6:07pm
Maybe you should just get good.
Mrknownothing
Mrknownothing

QLD

147 posts

12 Dec 2015 5:31pm
Is Brazilnuts just Alex Sanz in a samba costume?
kitethrills
kitethrills

QLD

185 posts

12 Dec 2015 8:06pm
lol some good banter there - I obviously missed out not seeing the show at mambo.

so I dont know where you get the idea NKL is corrupted BS. we're trying pretty hard not to be that way. For those that dont know I'm the head judge for waves. Unfortunately I cant attend WA VIC and NSW because fortunately im having my first child so life gets in the way of kitesurfing again. anyway...

Each wave is scored by three judges who are not supposed to be discussing performance issues. then each judges wave score is averaged to give that wave ride an single averaged wave score. A riders top waves are added at the end of the heat to give a heat score. Iin previous events their top 3 waves were counted but the contest director will decide on the day depending on conditions.

Judging criteria are here http://nklseries.com/about/rules/

Essentially the same as PKRA or whats left of it.

So hopefully i cleared some stuff up - I think this post is more about banter than actually finding stuff out. next time google NKL judging or something.
pgc
pgc

pgc

VIC

886 posts

12 Dec 2015 9:21pm
ice baby. ha was it the chicken before the egg??? who knows???
Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

13 Dec 2015 4:10am
is funny the kite dealers are not very happy whit me maybe is because im using a new brand
they have to ride the true id in fake profiles half of then are my old sponsors tha i told to **** of
someawe
someawe

WA

179 posts

13 Dec 2015 6:52am
^^ FFS, can you get someone to proof read your rambles before you post them?! You really do come across as the biggest Fwit around.
JBFletch
JBFletch

QLD

1287 posts

13 Dec 2015 9:02am
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Brazilnuts said...
is funny the kite dealers are not very happy whit me maybe is because im using a new brand
they have to ride the true id in fake profiles half of then are my old sponsors tha i told to **** of


Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story hey Leo.

( my profile is pretty cryptic)
pezza
pezza

WA

155 posts

13 Dec 2015 7:08am
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someawe said...
^^ FFS, can you get someone to proof read your rambles before you post them?! You really do come across as the biggest Fwit around.


How about cut off his fingers so he can't type. What a flog
Ugly
Ugly

WA

209 posts

13 Dec 2015 7:20am
Can't we just deport the nob
Brazilnuts
Brazilnuts

156 posts

13 Dec 2015 7:59am
yes English is not my first language
unless you are aborigine you should be deported to :")
default
default

WA

1255 posts

13 Dec 2015 8:06am
Why would you tell your sponsors to **** off?
flyingcab
flyingcab

VIC

942 posts

13 Dec 2015 7:20pm
Where do you kite? I want to come and kite with you so I can pull my safety and watch my kite loop through your lines.
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