To the kiter on the blue rebel that was coming in close to swimmers south of the southern exclusion marker at Mullaz. Keep out of the area between southern marker and the Club house. I know your not a blown in as you quickly rode downwind after I gave you the sign to move north.

Even if you could ride well the swimmers don't want to see you that close.

Rant over.

Think they call him parko

Was at trigg today putting up with twin tippers, who cut in front/downwind. And if your going to do 'jumps' loop the kite ffs you pussies.
The above - well anyone riding North is a flog, hes just a little extra special.
Finally my new line when pointing a flog out in public (non kiting areas) 'bet ya he has a click bar.'
Friends dont let friends ride north

It must be hard living in this world when you are such a fuqing shredder

#the pin puller accused me of riding a north kite (way worse than kiting in a exclusion area), I had to defend myself.

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Jonopark said..
Was at trigg today putting up with twin tippers, who cut in front/downwind. And if your going to do 'jumps' loop the kite ffs you pussies.
The above - well anyone riding North is a flog, hes just a little extra special.
Finally my new line when pointing a flog out in public (non kiting areas) 'bet ya he has a click bar.'
Friends dont let friends ride north

Obviously you're one of those short tacking, surfboard riding, clueless newbies.
It's hilarious to hear some of you guys bragging on the beach about your "radical' moves...in 3 foot shore slop.
No really, keep it up , it's freakin' hilarious!
(Oh...downwind has right of way ...newbie. Experienced kiters know that, but I know you're just learnin so I'll be easy on you.)
;-)

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beebee said..

Jonopark said..
Was at trigg today putting up with twin tippers, who cut in front/downwind. And if your going to do 'jumps' loop the kite ffs you pussies.
The above - well anyone riding North is a flog, hes just a little extra special.
Finally my new line when pointing a flog out in public (non kiting areas) 'bet ya he has a click bar.'
Friends dont let friends ride north

Obviously you're one of those short tacking, surfboard riding, clueless newbies.
It's hilarious to hear some of you guys bragging on the beach about your "radical' moves...in 3 foot shore slop.
No really, keep it up , it's freakin' hilarious!
(Oh...downwind has right of way ...newbie. Experienced kiters know that, but I know you're just learnin so I'll be easy on you.)
;-)

ahahaha, boy you sure got that wrong....

+1.., Jono is one of the few on here that can back up his statements...
Shame I still can't

For some context as it looks like we have some hurt feelings (North riders are a little sensitive, thats why they their boards and kites are so colorful, helps them cheer up). The pin puller is my mate, (I have abused him numerous times about riding North kites that he actually left Mullaloo and moved 3 hours away to Bumbury (also the wind is more suited for his style there >15 knots)). He ALSO rides a twintip (I know, but he is a decent bloke at times). He spent the $1000 on a click bar as he reckons after pulling off guys all day (as north riders do) its worth being ripped off as he struggles to use the depower on a normal $500 dollar bar and doesn't want his RSI playing up on the water. And lets face it, all north kiters use depower before jumping.
So as you see I dont hate all North riders, in fact I appreciate them accepting there limitations and using North as it makes it easier to see who you have to give a little extra room to when on the water.
The pin puller also chose me to be god father of his child (seriously!) , as he know I give good advice and directions as clearly seen above.
Relax North kiters its a joke.

And cheers boys for having my back!!

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Jonopark said..
Friends dont let friends ride north

Or "Duet-tone"

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dafish said..

beebee said..

Jonopark said..
Was at trigg today putting up with twin tippers, who cut in front/downwind. And if your going to do 'jumps' loop the kite ffs you pussies.
The above - well anyone riding North is a flog, hes just a little extra special.
Finally my new line when pointing a flog out in public (non kiting areas) 'bet ya he has a click bar.'
Friends dont let friends ride north

Obviously you're one of those short tacking, surfboard riding, clueless newbies.
It's hilarious to hear some of you guys bragging on the beach about your "radical' moves...in 3 foot shore slop.
No really, keep it up , it's freakin' hilarious!
(Oh...downwind has right of way ...newbie. Experienced kiters know that, but I know you're just learnin so I'll be easy on you.)
;-)

ahahaha, boy you sure got that wrong....

The troller gets trolled :-)

So do I even know u Jono lol. I left mullaloo due to baring witness to Zinetti ****ting in the dunes.

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THE PIN PULLER said..
So do I even know u Jono lol. I left mullaloo due to baring witness to Zinetti ****ting in the dunes.

He's been pulling the POO STANCE in QLD too.