Sorry, that was defiantly an inaccurate thread title.

It's not the size that counts but how you pump it up

That's what all the smaller ones say,
I say it all the time

As you get older, bar pressure becomes a good thing.

^^^^lol
But much harder to achieve when older ....ummm...so Im told.
And can cause tennis elbow, RSI injury's ??

Thought we needed a bit of a fun joke thread for a bit, everyone seems a bit tense and grumpy lately .

How long now till the summer Seabreeze kicks in

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whitsun said..
As you get older, bar pressure becomes a good thing.

Good for a tight gradient

If someone starts talking about older bladder issues, Im out of here.

Ok men, Prepare yourself for an onslaught of dad jokes and puns.

A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm a Teepee one minute then the next I think I'm a Yurt. What's wrong with me?
The doctor says " I know your problem, You're two tents"

The next week the same man goes back to the Doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have sex on the side of my Toyota Hiace last week and now I have this rash on my back"
The doctor inspects the rash and says "This is a classic case of van aerial disease"

The next week the man goes to the zoo to find only one small dog in a cage.
It was a shi ztu,

plummet
please take your medication and have a lie down.