surf comp so what is the rules, judging criteria ?
100 kites in the water whit no rules and only 1 foot waves so much fun
buy the way i got a few good waves down the beach not many because the crowd ...but a think in a surf comp you only need to get 2 waves mi right ?
but i think in merimbula wins who gets more waves

somebody get a gag for this muppet.

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Brazilnuts said..
surf comp so what is the rules, judging criteria ?
100 kites in the water whit no rules and only 1 foot waves so much fun
buy the way i got a few good waves down the beach not many because the crowd ...but a think in a surf comp you only need to get 2 waves mi right ?
but i think in merimbula wins who gets more waves

secrets judges' secrets.

I thought you answered your own question in an earlier post

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Brazilnuts said..
surf comp so what is the rules, judging criteria ?
100 kites in the water whit no rules and only 1 foot waves so much fun
buy the way i got a few good waves down the beach not many because the crowd ...but a think in a surf comp you only need to get 2 waves mi right ?
but i think in merimbula wins who gets more waves

Calm down mate, its just a bit of fun on a great weekend. It's not to be taken so seriously.

There is plenty more going on in the world that's worth getting fired up about.

hey Dave do i know you ?
how do you think you know so much about me Hippocratic idiot
I can see buy your profile that you are a Dealer what a

he, he, well said.
Old profile from when I joined.
Im from barbados too?

I kite and I enjoy it. No affilliation to anything in the kitesurfing world. Makes life simple.

I'm actually a long-term unemployed porn star. Still yet to get my first "job."

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you know so much about me Hippocratic idiot

I had to laugh. Hippocratic!!!!!!! is he accusing someone of being a bad doctor.

Mambo is all about he who froths most wins

U had some stoke going last year leo,but maybe lost it in in indo or brazil?

Share the stoke dude,relax,and it'll all be good

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gcdave said..

Share the stoke dude,relax,and it'll all be good

Quote of the year........

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surfnkiteall said..

gcdave said..

Share the stoke dude,relax,and it'll all be good

Quote of the year........

Nah f#ck em. Get money - Snake fools.

As Reddog says

Self promotion is no promotion

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gokid said..
As Reddog says

Self promotion is no promotion

Reddog obviously doesn't know kiting... that's all 95% of "pro kiteboarders" do. (and it works ).

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Brazilnuts said...
yes sorry Ryland i cant not surf i forgot you are the surfing master
maybe i should let my hair grow like the others high level surfers in merimbula the level was to high

I think you missed his point champ.... Your dangly freestyle tricks are lame and boring. Best to stick to a twin tip comp for them

^^^ Leo rips - would rather watch him kite than pretty much anyone else I've seen.....

But he doesn't do himself any favours when he types anything. Put it down to a cultural difference.

A bit of mutual respect stops wars from starting.

I hope you guys having im

Do people actually train for this comp and take it seriously ??? Isn't it about having fun , I was always told the best rider on the water is the one having the most fun ?? I didn't realise people went expecting to win . I sure there's a wave riding while doing spins rolls and board offs comp in Europe maybe try that ?? Would love to see how a dummy spit would go after one of those comps !! Ha ha I'm sure you'll be invited to them all with your skills !

Leo whatshisname has a tanty every year and it ain't nothin to do with culture.

Apart from the aerial ballet (which is more akin to comedy than nice to watch), I don't see his riding as being much different to your average wave kiter. Even I can get barreled at Lakey pipe.

Cue brazilnut video

Leo has a giant ego. It's nothing cultural. Delusions of grandeur!

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Hausey said..
^^^ Leo rips - would rather watch him kite than pretty much anyone else I've seen.....

But he doesn't do himself any favours when he types anything. Put it down to a cultural difference.

A bit of mutual respect stops wars from starting.

OK maybe I'm wrong about cultural differences !

But I know how hard it is to try and communicate in another language - if I had that level of literacy ....... I'd go back to school!

Maybe the word "ego" doesn't exist in Brazil (Portuguese)? It's just the way they are??

How have you not all your teeth punched in? Lakeys is one of the easiest waves to surf in indo. Especially at 3 feet

It's so easy to write **** about something on the net.
I didn't here any of this bs at the event.

OMG this is hilarious! Merimbula is all about having FUN! Catching up with old friends and making new ones, along with hanging out with like minded people who KNOWS how to have FUN!
Exactly what was said during presentation, they even made it obvious that one particular SUP team did not win as they were not all out having a good time on saturday night!

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Nice vids Brazilnuts. Don't worry about Ry. He's just sore from all the butt fouckin he has to get from his bud that runs this forum. His vids suck. He's prob just gettin a bit desperate, worry he'll start having to buy kites. Average fouck is average. As for Dave...., Dole bludging pedo, poor kid of his has to put up with that lowlife. Should be in prison. Working cashin hand raping kids on the dole. Prob thinks it's the Australian dream. Ahole.

wh8 bout rowdy herd hes a dichead to but

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lozbumfun3 said..
Nice vids Brazilnuts. Don't worry about Ry. He's just sore from all the butt fouckin he has to get from his bud that runs this forum. His vids suck. He's prob just gettin a bit desperate, worrying he'll start having to buy kites. Average fouck is average. As for Dave...., Dole bludging pedo, poor kid of his has to put up with that lowlife. Should be in prison. Working cashin hand raping kids on the dole. Prob thinks it's the Australian dream. Ahole.

1 post pussy. Pedo, thats slander and offensive raping kids in the same sentence???
Are you clueless?

Is this really a thread about Mambo judging?

I have been sitting here with my popcorn for days FFN Funny...

Mambo is about having fun thats why overseas riders who compete at the Mambo ABSOLUTLY LOVE IT.

Leo Seriously Mate... PULL YA HEAD IN... Its embarrassing and I am starting to cringe.

I understand why the same guys are on the podium...

Case in Point when I was there Ben Wilson spent more time over a beer with me giving pointers than anyone...

Leo thats why he always wins HE IS NOT A DICK.

This is embarrassing to read.

The part with the photos was good.

I presume, this day and age, this time of year, everyone is pretty busy. Why waste your precious time engaging in this nonsense?

How good is this thread. it's the best publicity for mambo????.
I've never been to mambo but the (volunteer) guys and girls put in countless hours of work to pull events like this off. Most donate money back into the local community, support local suppliers and spread the rest back to ALL the contestants. Usually it falls onto the same people that run these kind of AMATUER events unless they have a great committee. Testament to their success is their longevity. Their would be a massive pool of past contestants that would raise their glass in support of the event and the organisers.
Nothing personal Leo. I used to coach surfing years ago; here's three free tips
1. When someone bags you answer them with nothing or a smiley face and bash the **** out of the next lip you surf
2. Your skills are mad great, but the filming, editing, are letting you down in your clips. Team up with a young wannabe camera guy (not Alex) and tell your story in film. Go look at some of the latest short surfing clips for inspiration.
3. Don't bag the rare kite events or people for not putting your name on photos. If you don't like something, bite your forum tongue and approach it in a constructive adult way. Volunteer your time and ideas for making improvements, in person.
Good luck

But seriously, when will Mambo start spending some money on sponsoring this event again rather than crappy Big W adverts so we can call the Mambo, Mambo again.