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Plummet > 9 months ago, 1 Sep 2016

bene313

1347 posts

1 Sep 2016 7:18am

Shouldn't this be in the NZ forum...

Chris_M

2132 posts

1 Sep 2016 7:42am

This is almost as funny as sheep jokes Plummet

ie not that funny

Youngbreezy

1221 posts

1 Sep 2016 7:57pm

What are the 2 best things to come out of New Zealand ?

A boat and a plane !

Why is it so hard to get some pussy in New Zealand ?

Coz the c##ts are all over here!!

cauncy

8407 posts

1 Sep 2016 8:41pm

I asked plummet was the line up at his local spot busy

I think he misunderstood

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

2 Sep 2016 4:48am

The only good thung to come from NZ bro is thus

Plummet

4862 posts

2 Sep 2016 4:51am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Gazuki

1363 posts

2 Sep 2016 8:08am

Even god hates kiwi's!!

www.news.com.au/world/pacific/new-zealand-rocked-by-71magnitude-earthquake/news-story/c65efb34d4b2adccc9322190aaddc5d3

Plummet

4862 posts

2 Sep 2016 12:03pm

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Gazuki said..
Even god hates kiwi's!!

www.news.com.au/world/pacific/new-zealand-rocked-by-71magnitude-earthquake/news-story/c65efb34d4b2adccc9322190aaddc5d3

That is of course only relevant if you believe in the imaginary friend in the sky.

On a side note why is at the all the animals in Aus want to kill you?
No animals try to kill you in NZ. Its just small thinks like volcanoes, tornadoes and earthquakes trying to get you in nz.

4XL

VIC

222 posts

2 Sep 2016 5:16pm

One day we will win the bledisloe cup. . . . . . I can't pass on any kiwi jokes until so

kkiter

NSW

452 posts

2 Sep 2016 5:26pm

2 Sep 2016 9:02pm

Why is it impossible to get a head job in New Zealand?

Because all the co#k suckers are here!

Plummet

4862 posts

3 Sep 2016 9:42am

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nvs180 said..
Why is it impossible to get a head job in New Zealand?

Because all the co#k suckers are here!

haha.... you just burnt yourself!

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