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Created by NJPornstar NJPornstar  > 9 months ago, 17 Jan 2011
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NJPornstar
NJPornstar

WA

790 posts

17 Jan 2011 12:25am
Im concerned with the amount of Kangaroos with no road sense on the road between Perth and Geraldton.
I know there are a bunch of you guys kiting in random locations between the 'Low wind/no wave traffic light ridden crowded place' and 'Wind/Wave heaven 5 hours north of there'. So you guys must regularly come across these side walk offenders.
Skippy is a clever animal, he instinctively knows good bush tucker and where to dig in the sand dunes to find water. Currently his road sense sucks.

Like all good associations. I think we can train Skippy to stay off the road.
All we need to do is a simple beep beeep or honk hoonk to disturb him every time he is seen.
Eventually he will catch on that the road is a scary place to hang out.
Im actually dead serious about this.
bingles
bingles

WA

363 posts

17 Jan 2011 12:33am
Best post on Sb ever You midwest boys - i dunno..............Please, enter the RADMAN!!!........Best i go to bed now, see on the flip side johny
Surfer62
Surfer62

1357 posts

17 Jan 2011 7:17am
Tastes like chicken
dogfish
dogfish

NT

255 posts

17 Jan 2011 10:24am
Hey Kiters

Playing chicken in the traffic is one of the rare highlights out here. A few guys get bumped every now and then but - hey - if it ain't dangerous, it ain't fun. A few chicaroos are even taking up the sport now.

But thing is, most families are back in the bush catching zeds. And lately we've had cars zooming up and down the highway blowing their horns. Beep beep bloody beep, all night bloody long. I can tell you, it's got us all really jumpy.

What is it with you guys???? Is there no wind??? Go back out and pester the fish.

Skippy
GreenPat
GreenPat

QLD

4096 posts

17 Jan 2011 11:23am
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Surfer62 said...

Tastes like chicken


Tastes like ostrich.
gruezi
gruezi

WA

3464 posts

17 Jan 2011 9:28am
It's the blow ins who drive at night. Only drive that stretch with good lighting and a shooter in the tray.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay

NSW

4188 posts

17 Jan 2011 8:27pm
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GreenPat said...

Surfer62 said...

Tastes like chicken

Tastes like ostrich.


Tastes good!
Lovely
Lovely

QLD

248 posts

17 Jan 2011 10:32pm
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GalahOnTheBay said...

GreenPat said...

Surfer62 said...

Tastes like chicken

Tastes like ostrich.


Tastes good!


Tastes better than Turtle.
lex123
lex123

NSW

511 posts

18 Jan 2011 9:52am
Damn skippy killed my car...Jerk
bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

18 Jan 2011 9:55am
Skippy is so rock and roll
SMG
SMG

SMG

QLD

208 posts

18 Jan 2011 3:18pm
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NJPornstar said...

Skippy is a clever animal



Fun fact for the day:

They're actually pretty dumb - tinny brain. As with all native Australian animals, evolving in a dry environment (normally) means the animals that need the least amount of nutrients to operate survived - the brain takes up a lot of nutrients, so, the easy way around that is to have a small one!

They'll always hangout at the side of the road..... it's where the best grass is, espseailly during dry season. The morning dew run off gives the grass a little drink each morning.

I've used the "RooShoo's" - small whistles mounted on the front of the car that operate once you hit 60KPH. They seem to have worked, the roo's get spooked well before the car arrives.
Surfer62
Surfer62

1357 posts

18 Jan 2011 2:42pm
Skippy 1 vs Me nil

2009 Consequence of instinctly swerving to avoid a skippy, 2 k's from Bells, one dead kite jeep



TurtleHunter
TurtleHunter

WA

1675 posts

18 Jan 2011 3:55pm
^^^ ah well better than the car stinking of blood and guts I guess
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