Hey whatiswhat, jump on board man you'll love it, it'll be a great trip, I can regale you with plenty of great stories all the way there and back. Me

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Like the time back in the early seventies when I was living in Nam with this Tribe of locals who stitched their foreskin to their lower lip in the belief that it would appease their Gods. Now, at the time I didn't even know there was a war going on and this crowd were great to hang out with, wait wait wait, I'll save the rest of that story for the trip, it'll be great, you'll love it.
BTW who the fluck are you