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Kiting enema /bum wees

Created by hiltonhood hiltonhood  > 9 months ago, 12 Feb 2014
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hiltonhood
hiltonhood

WA

29 posts

12 Feb 2014 12:45pm
Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level
eppo
eppo

WA

9762 posts

12 Feb 2014 12:51pm
It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.
hamburglar
hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

12 Feb 2014 4:08pm
Ohhh man, your doing it all wrong

BoardGirl
BoardGirl

QLD

248 posts

12 Feb 2014 4:16pm
Stop drinking the seawater!!!!
Plummet
Plummet

4862 posts

12 Feb 2014 3:10pm
hahaha... that title just made my day.... bum wees...

so I have no advice.
NoBS
NoBS

WA

908 posts

12 Feb 2014 3:20pm
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eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.
eppo
eppo

WA

9762 posts

12 Feb 2014 4:40pm
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NoBS said..

eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.




That would be weird...keep it real and me for that matter. Although I do have a lot of help from freeze.
MrFreeze
MrFreeze

292 posts

12 Feb 2014 5:33pm
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eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.



Hmmmmm, The hood has been owned.
Warehouse13
Warehouse13

NSW

185 posts

12 Feb 2014 9:25pm
Funniest topic and OP that I have read on SB for a long time.
werty
werty

WA

119 posts

12 Feb 2014 11:30pm
Ask any water skier why they wear a wetsuit.
Used to instruct at the old cable park and was always had people complaining about this,pretty simple really you travel over water at great speed, land butt first, water goes up your arse.
Wear a wetsuit or extra layer over ya date
now think about that from a chicks perspective...
TryPushHarder
TryPushHarder

QLD

74 posts

13 Feb 2014 3:02am
Hahaha sick! The lot of ya!! Lol like this dog
suniboy21
suniboy21

VIC

1090 posts

13 Feb 2014 7:04am
Ask NoBs if you can borrow his butt plug!
Kazan
Kazan

QLD

699 posts

13 Feb 2014 7:43am
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hiltonhood said..

Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level


I get the same feeling going into bookshops or libraries. Very frustrating.
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