Kiting enema /bum wees

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hiltonhood
hiltonhood
WA
29 posts
WA, 29 posts
12 Feb 2014 12:45pm
Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level
eppo
eppo
WA
9789 posts
WA, 9789 posts
12 Feb 2014 12:51pm
It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:08pm
Ohhh man, your doing it all wrong

BoardGirl
BoardGirl
QLD
248 posts
QLD, 248 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:16pm
Stop drinking the seawater!!!!
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
12 Feb 2014 3:10pm
hahaha... that title just made my day.... bum wees...

so I have no advice.
NoBS
NoBS
WA
908 posts
WA, 908 posts
12 Feb 2014 3:20pm
eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.
eppo
eppo
WA
9789 posts
WA, 9789 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:40pm
NoBS said..

eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.




That would be weird...keep it real and me for that matter. Although I do have a lot of help from freeze.
MrFreeze
MrFreeze
292 posts
292 posts
12 Feb 2014 5:33pm
eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.



Hmmmmm, The hood has been owned.
Warehouse13
Warehouse13
NSW
185 posts
NSW, 185 posts
12 Feb 2014 9:25pm
Funniest topic and OP that I have read on SB for a long time.
werty
werty
WA
119 posts
WA, 119 posts
12 Feb 2014 11:30pm
Ask any water skier why they wear a wetsuit.
Used to instruct at the old cable park and was always had people complaining about this,pretty simple really you travel over water at great speed, land butt first, water goes up your arse.
Wear a wetsuit or extra layer over ya date
now think about that from a chicks perspective...
TryPushHarder
TryPushHarder
QLD
74 posts
QLD, 74 posts
13 Feb 2014 3:02am
Hahaha sick! The lot of ya!! Lol like this dog
suniboy21
suniboy21
VIC
1090 posts
VIC, 1090 posts
13 Feb 2014 7:04am
Ask NoBs if you can borrow his butt plug!
Kazan
Kazan
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
13 Feb 2014 7:43am
hiltonhood said..

Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level


I get the same feeling going into bookshops or libraries. Very frustrating.
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