K-Rudd bought me two kites!

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myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
4 Nov 2008 5:19pm
I'd just like to thank K-Rudd for the special $1000 one off payment for each kiddy that family assistance members receive next month. (to stimulate the economy)

I have just done my bit to stimulate the kiting economy - traded my kites and have two nice new crispy ones! Thought I would get in and spend it now on the credit card before the missus spent it on something stupid like food, kids education, tampax etc

onya KEVY!
sebol
sebol
WA
753 posts
WA, 753 posts
4 Nov 2008 4:38pm
Priceless
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
4 Nov 2008 5:57pm
LOL!!!
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Nov 2008 7:15pm
mmmmmmmaahhhhhhhh I must have some kids out there somewhere from my years of partying on the gold coast and in Bali.

loco4olas
loco4olas
NSW
1525 posts
NSW, 1525 posts
4 Nov 2008 8:03pm
Paid for my Sept. Indo trip-paying off the credit card with the $3000 I'll get!
dism
dism
NSW
660 posts
NSW, 660 posts
4 Nov 2008 8:12pm
lotofwind said...

mmmmmmmaahhhhhhhh I must have some kids out there somewhere from my years of partying on the gold coast and in Bail.




You got some jail kids hey lotofwind? hehe ('in bail')
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Nov 2008 8:16pm
think my fingers type faster than my brain thinks
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
WA, 1194 posts
4 Nov 2008 6:56pm
myusernam said...

I'd just like to thank K-Rudd for the special $1000 one off payment for each kiddy that family assistance members receive next month. (to stimulate the economy)

I have just done my bit to stimulate the kiting economy - traded my kites and have two nice new crispy ones! Thought I would get in and spend it now on the credit card before the missus spent it on something stupid like food, kids education, tampax etc

onya KEVY!



well thats a bit selfish and if i was in your errrrrr.. predicament!.. i would have given it to the misses to spend on a boob job or a tummy tuck or perhaps even a total reconstruction .....after all they do push out watermelons from the size of lemons
Jimmyz
Jimmyz
NSW
446 posts
NSW, 446 posts
5 Nov 2008 1:51am
Kevin Rudd didn't give you anything but some of your tax back.

Enjoy the kites though
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
5 Nov 2008 12:08am
That sounds like a good deal. I love the things under "something stupid".

Sooo, if i were to have a coupla kids. I would get 1000 dollars per kid?
Then i can put the kids up for adoption. Now, if i have a kid every day of the year, that would be 365,000. Now, i wouldnt buy a few kites for that, more like a Ferrari. Perfect crime...All i need is 365 unsuspecting or consenting people.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
5 Nov 2008 10:03am
All you kiteshop owners out there are missing out on a great marketing opportunity. I'm thinking of a pitch along the lines of

"bring in any 08 model kite and your legal dependant under the age of 16, and we'll upgrade your kite to an 09 model!"

They would walk out the door!
Jaimie Lee
Jaimie Lee
QLD
120 posts
QLD, 120 posts
5 Nov 2008 10:43am
where do we get information about this payment?!
cabstar
cabstar
VIC
328 posts
VIC, 328 posts
5 Nov 2008 5:25pm
who wants to lend me there kids
loco4olas
loco4olas
NSW
1525 posts
NSW, 1525 posts
7 Nov 2008 1:01pm
cabstar said...

who wants to lend me there kids


They're theirs, there.
ade r
ade r
NSW
102 posts
NSW, 102 posts
7 Nov 2008 2:18pm
Jaimie Lee said...

where do we get information about this payment?!


call Family Assistance: 13 6150
Or K-Rudd 0418 745135
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
7 Nov 2008 3:43pm
loco4olas said...

cabstar said...

who wants to lend me there kids


They're theirs, there.


We get urselves a pedant wright theyr'e!!
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
8 Nov 2008 1:36pm
another thought, if you are goin o/s soon, buy the kites with the "kiddies grant" take the receipt in to the customs office at the airport and get your 10% GST back too!!

Then the gov't doesn't see any back!!
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
8 Nov 2008 8:47pm
stabber said...

another thought, if you are goin o/s soon, buy the kites with the "kiddies grant" take the receipt in to the customs office at the airport and get your 10% GST back too!!

Then the gov't doesn't see any back!!



that sorta advice 'l git ya banned
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
8 Nov 2008 8:58pm
not again...again...again and again!


spittle is dribblin' from da mouth.
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