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ActionSportsWA said..
Hi Dai,
Kitesurf instructing is a great job if you do it for the right reasons. The right reason is you want to share your passion of the sport with others and enjoy helping others to progress and seeing them experience the joy of learning this dynamic and exciting sport.
If thats it then why not do it for free?!?
Oh yeah.... cause the REAL reason is because its nearly impossible to get kiters to buy new kites so you have to try lure them in with "trade in" deals last year discounts woolies 1/2 price specials etc etc
So rather then even bother trying to deal with that whole market of selling kites to kiters you can just
MAKE A CLIENT
Yep by just getting any old joe schmoe off the street with STUPIDLY CHEAP LESSONS (cauze the shops and schools dont WANT the lessons to be expensive. They want the lessons to stay as CHEAP as possible so they can pay the instructors a BARE MINIMUM and that means the students *customers* are happy cause they saved on lessons.
The pay rate for instructors hasnt changed in over a decade. Except at my school where i just paid all my instructors double what anyone else was and even then i still felt like i was ripping off my friends. (Apparently thats called business )
So how do we sell all these ****n new kites when all the existing kitesurfers already have some....
Just bring new kiters from across the boarder offer them super cheap lessons even offer them a phone a couple grand and a bus ticket to where theyre people smugglers told them theyd have a job at a laundromat do WHATEVER it takes to get new students
because its only with new students that you will be able to so so so so sooooo much easierly be able to sell some of that STOCK
Whats stock? Oh thats just the thing distors demand you hold even tho they know you cant pay for it all but dont worry the stocks FREE .... for now..... just make sure you sell it all tho otherwise itll be worth a fraction of the price youll be paying back.
But what if you cant pay that back? Dont worry we have a plan for you! We will just take over ownership of your school! And you can work for us now!
So yes become an instructor keep the stupid ponzi scheme going
Dont just help people for free because you love helping people. Thats not allowed! And very frowned apon! Have you even payed your 2k$ to certify that you can yell " push the bar out" ? Have you paid your 5k$ insurance to make sure when you do say push the bar out and the student doesnt you can just wipe your hands of them becoming the latest carpark or tree feature?
We need more instructors (oh i just own the shop i dont teach anymore... i really wish i could but i just love shareing good vibes and whatever bollocks i can come up with as an excuse so i dont have to actually stand in waist deep water and yell at boomers in the sun all day)
More instructors means more kite sales
What kites are we selling by the way? Are we selling the premium puahing the envelope of the sport sorta gear or the cheapest price point barry basic crap that any REAL kiteboarder would destroy after a few sessions 3/4 of the boards today cant even handle boots its a joke. And the less said about ya 3 strut garbage *all rounder* kites the better
So
More instructors!
More students!
More kite sales!
At any point is any consideration given to the actual kiters? Or is this all just a bunch of gimme $$$$ gimme more $$$$
?ah bro its just about shareingthe paasio? of a sport i love BUT DONT DO IT FOR FREE
GIMME YOUR MONEY ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO GIMME EVEN MORE MONEY
MOOOORRREEEE MOOONNNEEEYYYYSSS!!!!
MORE!!!
EVEN MORE MONEY!!!
is kiteing dead yet?
No cause of big air?
THEN GIMME EVEN MOORREE MONEYS!!!
i just love the passion for the sport