If this is a genuine first post then I sincerely hope you have a quick recovery and get back to full fitness as soon as possible.

However, odd first post.

despite the lingo and clever user name I would be concerned about documenting scares/injuries/near misses - the content of this forum is public and it would not be the first time insurance/regulators etc have trolled this forum...

Fair point

Did you break both hands

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cauncy said...
Did you break both hands

I see what you did there...