What a great saying....it's much like " i came with nothing so I'll leave with nothing"

I see losers say that every night on "deal or no deal"

What are some of YOUR personal favorites?

Stabbitalotoftimes

"They say..."

Who are they?

I love the phrase "when in dout go flat out!!!" I say it and here it all the time when I am out on the Moto

Funny enough it actually works!... well most of the time!

One of my other favorites is "there is steak and eggs in every can"

This saying is generally used in the mornings when your cracking open a can of ale but should really be having a good breakfast!

I like to call that one the hairy dog! nothing like a 6am beer after a hard night on the cans! it's 16 days straight of it that will fark u.

JB

he who laughs last, didn't get the joke!

When the going gets tough, the tough get going

There's no fool like an old fool

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

Every cloud has a silver lining

Only a surfer knows the feeling

It's an ill wind that blows no good

Freeze the balls off a brass monkey (this saying has nothing to do with animals or testicals either - wanna know more?)

Climb every mountain

Be prepared

Seize the day

You can't take it with you

Live life to the fullest

Advance Australia, let's get blind!

Live and love life

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Lose the plot

That's all folks

Thankyou and goodnight

a friend with weed is a friend indeed

if it swallows marry it

If its meant to be its up to me...

To, `Think outside the box`. I hate that saying, don`t say it in front of me![}:)] Especially if you are some idiot wanna be buisness man. Reminds me of the ninties when people would try and emphasis something by puting their fingers up as if they were inverted commas. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [}:)]

At the end of the day,you need to think outside of the square and see the big picture. The end result is the bottom line.

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At the end of the day,you need to think outside of the square and see the big picture. The end result is the bottom line.

^^Stop, please for the love of mercy, STOP!!!

more hang ups than a chinese laundromat

"he with the most toy's wins" No pressure here boy's... hint hint

You got to be in it to win it

sweating like a paedophile at a wiggles concert

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Some that I detest:

State of the art

Hi Tech

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At the end of the day,you need to think outside of the square and see the big picture. The end result is the bottom line.

How about 'Lets get our ducks in a row and make sure we're singing from the same hymsheet so we can put these dinosours to bed'. I genuinly heard that from a boss once. Knob.

If your not hurting your not going hard enough..
What is for you, won't pass you..
Pain is only temporary, In the case of a broken leg, can last up to 8months :-)
Stop talking about it and just do it!!!

How come I'm sitting behind my computer but in front of the TV?

your opening a big can of woop ass

Strong like bull smart like tractor!

the man who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a stinky finger

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Strong like bull smart like tractor!

LOL, that's the first one that made me laugh

now, if I can convene a meeting of the senior management team I can put it to good use :)

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stamp said...

sweating like a paedophile at a wiggles concert

LOL

You got to be what they want to go to heaven, you got to be your self to go to hell.

When people start their sentence with 'to be honest with you' or 'to tell you the truth' . Does this mean everthing else that they say to you is bull**** or not the truth?

sweating like a fat chick in a canteen line thats run out of donuts

im as full as a fat ladies socks/knickers

its so tough it could pull christ off the cross

im so hungry i could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck

only the good die young

Go hard or go home

shoot twice think once

a mans only as good as his word..... tell that to the guy who puts up the wind graphs

jl - Definitely. Anything tha starts with those 2 or 'I wouldn't lie to you' means they are about to lie to you. No question. I wouldn't lie to you.