There's very few songs about kitesurfing come out since that very dodgy INXS take-off a couple of summers ago.
If you please, write a line or two, comedy or with feeling, suggest something that must be covered/ommitted or simply add your opinion. try to keep it friendly

Then the seabreeze muso's can have a crack at wrinting a song and post it here.
no prizes, no losers.
Have a f^%$g go!!

Ahumm

One the fisrt day of Christmas
My true Love attached the wrong lines for me
A Cabrinha in a pear tree

On the second day of christmas
A Noob came and said to me
Its 30 knots i gota 12
and a Cabrinha in a pear tree

On the third day of christmas
...

Euro Euro go away come again another day

Wondered about the original post but you gotta love the first 2 2 replies

well since my baby left me,

cause i went and bought a new kite,

but its god damn june and theres no wind

so i play with myself day and night

i got the

new kite and raw sausage blues

I'm to sexy for this kite
to sexy for this kite
so sexxxxyyy it hurts

I'm a kitersurfer you know what I mean when I do a little back flip
on the water.
on the water so sexy it hurts

I'ma kite da ba de da ba di

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puppetonastring said...

Wondered about the original post but you gotta love the first 2 2 replies

ditto

Some stoopid noob just stacked in the launch zone

Kite on the water..

Aggro on the sand

kite on the water

Someone's getting smacked..

i just saw waveslave leave a coffe shop, and found a script on the table with this...

Deathleash! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

Deathleash! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all

skyyyyy Piiiillotttt, how hi can he fly ?????

I need wind

Got my first real 4-string,
Bought it at the five and dime,
Rode it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of 2005

Me and some guys from school
Had a Yarga, we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, before he got upwind
Shoulda known he'd never get far

bahahah classic odetojak

Oh now you have done it - lol

Summer of 89, or, an ode to a 2-line kite

<sung by odetojak>

Got my first real 4-string,
Bought it at the five and dime,
Rode it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of 2005

Me and some guys from school
Had a Fuel, we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, before he got upwind
Shoulda known he'd never get far

<sung by Galah>

Oh when I look back now
Those walks of shame lasted for-ever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd catch the bus back up wind
Those were the worst days of my life

Back in the summer of 89,uh-huh
It was the summer of 89,o yeah, me n my baby in 89
It was the summer, the summer, summer of 89

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a trick to learn
Spent my arvo's down at the beach
And that's when I met you

Standing with my lines all tangled
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you launched my kite
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '89

<sung by Brian Adams>

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old 4-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

<sung by all>

Standing with my lines all tangled
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you launched my kite
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '89

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theDoctor said...


well since my baby left me,
cause i went and bought a new kite,
but its god damn june and theres no wind
so i play with myself day and night
i got the
new kite and raw sausage blues

BAHAHAHA - That could quite possibly be the best seabreeze post ever

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GalahOnTheBay said...

theDoctor said...


well since my baby left me,
cause i went and bought a new kite,
but its god damn june and theres no wind
so i play with myself day and night
i got the
new kite and raw sausage blues

BAHAHAHA - That could quite possibly be the best seabreeze post ever

Definately got a laugh out of these.
Great to see some "no wind" creativity & humour into seabreeze.

Galah, perhaps Laurie & the admin team can install a "Gold" voting icon, along with the other flags

Fossil

Alright, it's got to be done..


A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that wind it used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those 5 struts dance
And, maybe, I’d be happy for a while.

But May/June really made me shiver
Can't remember, where's my quiver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I saw red arrows, riding high
But something touched me deep inside
The day the wind had died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Flew my Nemi to the levee,
But the Nemi went shy.
And them KKK guys, were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I fly.
"this’ll be the day that I fly."

Kudos to Love shack by B52's

Kite Beach

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Kite Beach! Kite Beach yeah
I'm headin' down the number one highway, lookin' for the kite getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a van, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Kite Beach
I got me a Chrysler, it takes about about 20,
Kites ‘n’ boards and bring your kite bitch honey.

The Kite Beach is a little old place where we can get together
Kite Beach baby, Kite Beach bay-bee.
kite baby, that's where it's at, Ooo kite baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause teabags rule at the Kite Beach!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a bay,
Just a funky old beach and I gotta get back

Ripples on the water
Ripples on the highway
Ripples on the canopy
Rippin it up my way

The Kite Beach is a little old place where we can get together
Kite Beach baby! Kite Beach, that's where it's at!

Jumpin' and a cruisin', skimmin' and a carvin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole bay shimmies! The whole bay shimmies when everybody's
Flyin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up onshore just to get their kite down
Everybody's flyin', everybody's tryin' baby
Funky little beach! Funky little beach!

Hop in my van, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a van, it takes about about 20 kites,
So come on, bring your kite bitch honey

Bang bang bang on the board baby! Kick a little harder baby!
Bang bang bang on the board baby! I can't hear you
Your what?... S-bend to blind, busted!
Kite Beach, baby Kite Beach!
Flyin’ baby, that's where it's at
Jumpin' and a cruisin', skimmin' and a carvin' at the Kite Beach