^^^ Hey fecal, I'm always happy for folk to enjoy the humorous aspects of my kiting style. Whether you're laughing with me or at me is a minor detail in the big scheme of things.

Seriously though, kiting unhooked in a straight line is not so hard, even for a rookie like me. Sure it takes a bit of strength, but less if you head downwind a bit. The one hand on bar, other hand holding chickenloop, just makes it easier than riding two hands on the bar with truckier kites or if you haven't pulled a bunch of trim in. As wimpy as my raleys are, they happen now and then and I definitely lose less ground downwind by grabbing the chickenloop to depower when it's time to hook back in than by bearing off to depower my trucky old kites.
P.S. Nice unhooked back rolls last time I saw you on a twintip.