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Longers said...Seriously lame.
I saw some dude today with this completely stupid inflatable green massive dido looking thing on his board - so I ask him whats going on and he says it helps him see his board when he looses it and makes the wind blow the board down wind blah blah - what the hells going on?
If we're not careful the sport might well start developing to cater for a bunch of TV addicted couch potatoes?

Suffering d!ldo envy there mate?
Why are you even remotely bothered by someons else looking a nong?
Same for sparky pumps? Pumping my kite the ol' fashioned way is about the closest I am ever gonna get to doing sit-ups so good for me

. Let the fetboyos go for leccy pumps.. aint gonna trouble my sleep none John boy.