After a weekend of kiting mayhem and lots of fun....
If you are a novice and you are gonna kite at Happies remember these things.
1. Ask a local about the tricky current and the rocks and be able to body drag upwind and self rescue. HV is a wicked current and a treacherous bar. Combined they will eat you.
2. Don't kite on an incoming tide.
3. If you aren't using your kite for a while, wind your friggin lines up and stick them behind your kite.
4. Don't try and teach your mate there. You'll kill them and then we'll kill you.
5. If you are rescued by the clubbies or the jetski, you must buy them a case of Tooheys Extra Dry......it is compulsory
6. If every one else is kiting on 7's and 8's, don't pump up your 12. We won't launch you.
7. Look at everyone's tack. Kite parallel to the crowd not downwind through a dozen tracks.
8. Be aware of the correct safe launching techniques. If the guy holding your kite falls over YOU ARE TOO FAR UPWIND.


9. Don't kite downwind of the steps near the toilets. There is nowhere to come in if you f%#k up.
10. If you are learning to jump, stay outside the narrow channel. The regular locals (read Andy etc) inhabit that area and need a bit of space.
Caloundra locals are a happy friendly bunch but tire quickly of people who over estimate their ability and draw attention to their noobness. It's not the lifeguard's job to nanny the noobs and rescue their gear.