"Dude, check out my new directional waveboard."

"Wow Man, it's totally bitchen ...but please don't say that stupid word, ok."

"Dude, what stupid word ?"

"Directional, it sounds so kooky Man."

"Dude, my board isn't a twin-tip ...so it's a directional, right ?"

"Wow Man, you said that stupid word again ...it's a goddamn surfboard already."

"Dude, flatwater bandits call their twin-tips bi-directionals."

"No they don't, Man."

"Well Dude, shopguys call twin-tips bi-directionals."

"Yeah Man, a shopguy probably would, lol."

"So Dude, what's the true difference between a surfboard and a directional waveboard ?"

"About $1000 Man."

Actually I kind of like this dude and man version here.

default said..
can you do air reverses on directionals?

Yes, but, you will land backwards

lol. is a mutant directional?