Oh I can see this thread going on for a long time...
q7) When there is no wind you should:
a) Go to the beach, sit around and moan about there not being any wind
b) Try the "I wonder what happens if we tow a kiter behind a jetski / boat" trick
c) Create a new username on seabreeze and troll away
d) Crank out the Nair
e) Spend time with your significant other to get brownie points for when there is wind (or alternatively try to dig yourself out of the hole for not having done anything around the house lately)
q8) You see someone in the water struggling to relaunch their kite, do you:
a) spray them with water
b) steal their board and take it upwind
c) boost over them
d) boost over their kite
e) all of the above
q9) "real" kites have:
a) 1 line
b) 2 lines
c) 3 lines
d) 4 lines
e) 5 lines
f) one million lines in the bridle
q10) when doing jumps and tricks, you should be looking:
a) at your kite
b) downwind for obstacles
c) upwind for kiters and kites about to hit you
d) at the hot guys / chick on the beach to see if he / she is looking
e) the camera
q11) The best spot to do wake style tricks is:
a) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
b) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
c) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
d) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
e) all of the above
