Dolls Point - Local Rules

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KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
6 Nov 2008 5:04pm
Life gets pretty hectic at Dolls on a weekend in summer. Please observe these simple rules.

Northeast Wind - Southside of the rock groyne

- Enter the water no further north than the new viewing platform. ie not in the corner. Leave this smooth water spot for transitions.
- Assisted launch/landing whenever possible.
- When walking the beach try to keep your kite low.
- Please don't stand about with your kite at 12 o'clock.
- Enter the water promptly after launching.
- When sailing back in - give way to kiters entering the water.
- Respect all beach goes and take care, kiddies about.
- Have a nice day

Southern Sydney Kiteboarding Club
NSW, 4382 posts
7 Nov 2008 9:44am
KIT33R said...

Life gets pretty hectic at Dolls on a weekend in summer. Please observe these simple rules.

Northeast Wind - Southside of the rock groyne

- Enter the water no further north than the new viewing platform. ie not in the corner. Leave this smooth water spot for transitions.
- Assisted launch/landing whenever possible.
- When walking the beach try to keep your kite low.
- Please don't stand about with your kite at 12 o'clock.
- Enter the water promptly after launching.
- When sailing back in - give way to kiters entering the water.
- Respect all beach goes and take care, kiddies about.
- Have a nice day

Southern Sydney Kiteboarding Club


We should add no teaching - simply because the spot is too crowded now and there is just no room plus it sucks for a newbie anyway with the tide and other hazards, including the general public.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve
Branden
Branden
NSW
14 posts
NSW, 14 posts
7 Nov 2008 10:41am
All of the above rules are sensible, reasonable and easy to abide by .No issues. Nice work. We just need to add one or two more:

- Give way at all times to Northern beaches kiteboarders
- Steve must pump up all Northern beaches kiters kites like the biatch he is

KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
7 Nov 2008 10:44am
Branden - Are you still kiting, I thought you'd joined the 2 wheel latte set?
Branden
Branden
NSW
14 posts
NSW, 14 posts
7 Nov 2008 10:56am
I am still kiting.

I will make an appearance at Dolls sometime soon and show you guys how it's done.

Just make sure that 2868 (Steve) is there to pump my kite up...
NSW, 4382 posts
7 Nov 2008 12:19pm
Branden said...

All of the above rules are sensible, reasonable and easy to abide by .No issues. Nice work. We just need to add one or two more:

- Give way at all times to Northern beaches kiteboarders


This is because they are all absolute loons, with peanut sized brains, how else could you explain the desire to live in latteland??

Branden said...
- Steve must pump up all Northern beaches kiters kites like the biatch he is


This is not going to happen, but the lattelanders live in dreams, obviously.
Yeah I'll pump up your kite mate, and anyone else from the latteland who turns up at Dolls on a gay little mini bike and a tattoo on the forehead thats says "lattelander", ok?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCool

Velocity
Velocity
WA
185 posts
WA, 185 posts
7 Nov 2008 10:26am
where is latteland?
Branden
Branden
NSW
14 posts
NSW, 14 posts
7 Nov 2008 12:41pm
Kitepower Australia said...

Branden said...

All of the above rules are sensible, reasonable and easy to abide by .No issues. Nice work. We just need to add one or two more:

- Give way at all times to Northern beaches kiteboarders


This is because they are all absolute loons, with peanut sized brains, how else could you explain the desire to live in latteland??

Branden said...
- Steve must pump up all Northern beaches kiters kites like the biatch he is


This is not going to happen, but the lattelanders live in dreams, obviously.
Yeah I'll pump up your kite mate, and anyone else from the latteland who turns up at Dolls on a gay little mini bike and a tattoo on the forehead thats says "lattelander", ok?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCool




Freakin Shire Folk...

Latte side is what shire folk (Hobbits) from South Sydney call the Northern Beaches...they think we sit around all day drinking coffee waiting for the wind...little do the little people know.
Velocity
Velocity
WA
185 posts
WA, 185 posts
7 Nov 2008 10:48am
Pffft!

Yeah I like the boom gate, armed security invite only policy too on the NB we should tighten it.

Steve, your pass has been revoked put that auto inflato pump where it doesn't fit



KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
7 Nov 2008 1:02pm
Velocity said...

Pffft!

Yeah I like the boom gate, armed security invite only policy too on the NB we should tighten it.

Steve, your pass has been revoked put that auto inflato pump where it doesn't fit






Watch out, the Hobbits are coming - One ring to rule them all!
Velocity
Velocity
WA
185 posts
WA, 185 posts
7 Nov 2008 11:05am
Adjusting the height of the boom gate as we speak, so it hits em right between the eyes.

Bad steve, I've lost my precious!
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
7 Nov 2008 1:10pm
I pity all sydney siders Nth Sth E and especially W no wonder you all come here for holidays
YoMoFo
YoMoFo
NSW
240 posts
NSW, 240 posts
7 Nov 2008 2:19pm
milko said...

I pity all sydney siders Nth Sth E and especially W no wonder you all come here for holidays


2nd That!!!
KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
7 Nov 2008 2:36pm
milko said...

I pity all sydney siders Nth Sth E and especially W no wonder you all come here for holidays


Can I book a couple of rooms for me and 15 of my mates this summer?
Velocity
Velocity
WA
185 posts
WA, 185 posts
7 Nov 2008 12:43pm
3rd that!
xshore
xshore
NSW
267 posts
NSW, 267 posts
7 Nov 2008 3:00pm




Branden - Yes he still is Kiting and whats that? Look and see the Top of the Island behind is below him in the shot and we have plenty more of them on file.

xshore
xshore
NSW
267 posts
NSW, 267 posts
7 Nov 2008 3:03pm



Is that you again sipping Latte's Branden?
NSW, 4382 posts
7 Nov 2008 3:31pm
xshore said...





Branden - Yes he still is Kiting and whats that? Look and see the Top of the Island behind is below him in the shot and we have plenty more of them on file.





He strikes exactly the same pose when he is riding his mini bike wtf?

Regards

Steve McSouthrules
xshore
xshore
NSW
267 posts
NSW, 267 posts
7 Nov 2008 3:44pm
About time we see some shots from the Mchobbit colection then I think and then we can talk about style eh!

Shot 1 - kiteboarding
Shot 2 - Tricycle

Good Winds
gsnowdon
gsnowdon
NSW
6 posts
NSW, 6 posts
7 Nov 2008 4:16pm
xshore said...

About time we see some shots from the Mchobbit colection then I think and then we can talk about style eh!

Shot 1 - kiteboarding
Shot 2 - Tricycle

Good Winds





Here's Col McHobbit


511kev
511kev
NSW
55 posts
NSW, 55 posts
7 Nov 2008 4:27pm


Here's Pete McHobbit
511kev
511kev
NSW
55 posts
NSW, 55 posts
7 Nov 2008 4:30pm

Here's one of Pete's cousins, Myles McHobbit
xshore
xshore
NSW
267 posts
NSW, 267 posts
7 Nov 2008 4:34pm




Form the North Side - I title this one "Where's my Latte gone"
IanR
IanR
NSW
1342 posts
NSW, 1342 posts
8 Nov 2008 1:26am
KIT33R said...

Life gets pretty hectic at Dolls on a weekend in summer. Please observe these simple rules.

Northeast Wind - Southside of the rock groyne

- Enter the water no further north than the new viewing platform. ie not in the corner. Leave this smooth water spot for transitions.
- Assisted launch/landing whenever possible.
- When walking the beach try to keep your kite low.
- Please don't stand about with your kite at 12 o'clock.
- Enter the water promptly after launching.
- When sailing back in - give way to kiters entering the water.
- Respect all beach goes and take care, kiddies about.
- Have a nice day

Southern Sydney Kiteboarding Club


I would like to add
-No jumping on the beach
-Don't hog the flat water behind the rock groin ( go at least 200 meters from the marker pole before making your run in )
NSW, 4382 posts
8 Nov 2008 9:09am
I thought I had seen that pic Glen posted, this is exactly the sort of latte side madness we need to stop at Dolls, and Branden is the ringleader.
This is the sort of thing that people without wind dream up and it must be stopped!
No kitesurfbiking ok!





Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McSeenitwithmeowneyes
peanuticus
peanuticus
NSW
341 posts
NSW, 341 posts
8 Nov 2008 10:05am
there is a few latte's and hobbits in this one..



Branden
Branden
NSW
14 posts
NSW, 14 posts
8 Nov 2008 10:12am
Kitepower Australia said...

I thought I had seen that pic Glen posted, this is exactly the sort of latte side madness we need to stop at Dolls, and Branden is the ringleader.
This is the sort of thing that people without wind dream up and it must be stopped!
No kitesurfbiking ok!





Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McSeenitwithmeowneyes


Thats right. Up here on the North side we do it all. Now you little hobbits get back to playing with each others rings...
NSW, 4382 posts
8 Nov 2008 3:07pm
Branden said...

Kitepower Australia said...

I thought I had seen that pic Glen posted, this is exactly the sort of latte side madness we need to stop at Dolls, and Branden is the ringleader.
This is the sort of thing that people without wind dream up and it must be stopped!
No kitesurfbiking ok!





Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McSeenitwithmeowneyes


Thats right. Up here on the North side we do it all. Now you little hobbits get back to playing with each others rings...


No worries, we Hobbits are the true and rightful guardians of The Ring of wind and we play with it a lot more that youse orks from the latte side hoo iss obsessed wif smellier and noisier two wheeled fings.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McHobbit

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