Branden said...All of the above rules are sensible, reasonable and easy to abide by .No issues. Nice work. We just need to add one or two more:
- Give way at all times to Northern beaches kiteboarders
This is because they are all absolute loons, with peanut sized brains, how else could you explain the desire to live in latteland??
Branden said... - Steve must pump up all Northern beaches kiters kites like the biatch he is

This is not going to happen, but the lattelanders live in dreams, obviously.
Yeah I'll pump up your kite mate, and anyone else from the latteland who turns up at Dolls on a gay little mini bike and a tattoo on the forehead thats says "lattelander", ok?
Cya and
Goodwinds
Steve McCool