Never get a tradie to do work on your house on a day when its windy,
you will get a half assed rushed job cause his mind wont be on the job,,,,,,,trust me

I just hope that if I need major surgery one day that my surgeon isnt a kiter and 25knots is forcasted,,,,
otherwise my shoulder reconstruction could turn out to be a new set of boobs

And not nice purkie ones but old granny saggers

mmmmmm,boobs