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Plummet said..

What date range is this, yesterday?? All time ??

Dunno, I plagiarized it from a bookface page.

It amused the **** out of me. Of course I cant resist a chance to take the piss out of the West Islanders.

Was probably a weekday
Cause theres jobs in australia.

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causehecan said..
Was probably a weekday
Cause theres jobs in australia.

What's long and hard and farks aussie's? ........ primary school.

If you look at the date it plainly states 4th of August!...... that's Sunday.

What do two kiwi's say after breaking up?

Lets just be cousins.

Plum won't get the irony of this link
www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/kiwi-mans-inability-to-spell-the-word-eyes-has-internet-in-stitches/news-story/471d1494f9db6e6b014a2a52cf917c9d

I hit a ripple at Cotton Tree and it read 34.9m and 11G's in 12.5 knots. I think in reality I was probably sitting at the 3.5m mark.

No doubt Plummet would have claimed it and told eveyone on seabreeze.

I gotta get me a woo cos I reckon I can break into the top 10 no probs.

See marc a fair bit at my local, he's not going that much bigger than me haha

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Underoath said..
I hit a ripple at Cotton Tree and it read 34.9m and 11G's in 12.5 knots. I think in reality I was probably sitting at the 3.5m mark.

No doubt Plummet would have claimed it and told eveyone on seabreeze.

Do you see me on that list???????

No you dont, Im not claiming anything other then congratulating you slackers for pulling 15th... Hahahahahahahaa....

Trueth be told there was a good winter storm that day.

No boosting for me at the moment as some farker stole my mutant. I'm hydrofoil only until I make myself another board (which is shortly).

I would not take that leader board to seriously we have a couple of locals here with woo's that are claiming over 20 metres off flat water.
Hey it must be true, ....the woo told me so!!!

Good to see at least someone getting good wind. Been pretty light on this winter with hardly anyone breaking 15m.

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Plummet said

No boosting for me at the moment as some farker stole my mutant.

No that awesome one you been showing CAD designs off, you only just made that.
Low life's, probably wouldn't even know what it was nor how to use it.

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Gazuki said..

Plummet said

No boosting for me at the moment as some farker stole my mutant.

No that awesome one you been showing CAD designs off, you only just made that.
Low life's, probably wouldn't even know what it was nor how to use it.

I heard plummet built THE perfect mutant. The shear shock of the performance from his new craft sent him into a downward spiral. He knew he couldnt take it to the beach for fear someone would copy the design. So one night after a week of anguish he grabbed his axe and knew what he had to do.

Under the cover of darkness he ensured to be drunk enough that he wouldnt be able to remember the exact spot he threw the remains off the cliff edge.

Hes happier now knowing he can still toil away making boards of all shapes and sizes but his secret perfect design buried deep down. Only in his sleep are muttered clues revealed about his wondercraft.... some say it had 6 foot straps 4 little ones at the front so small it was as if they wernt for feet at all but hooves.

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Plummet said..
No boosting for me at the moment as some farker stole my mutant.

Found your Mutant.


He had a name tag reading 'Causehecan'

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Gazuki said..

Plummet said

No boosting for me at the moment as some farker stole my mutant.

No that awesome one you been showing CAD designs off, you only just made that.
Low life's, probably wouldn't even know what it was nor how to use it.

Nah.... It was my old one that got swiped. Still an awesome board though.

You can tell thats a genuine photo of me cause the nipple clamps are unhooked and hes wearing boots

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causehecan said..
You can tell thats a genuine photo of me cause the nipple clamps are unhooked and hes wearing boots

Lol Gold come back but you're still a weirdo

Always a good laugh watching a older gentlemen couple try to jump higher than 10 foot. Bad technique is what's holding them back but there's no helping them, they think they are getting 5 times that height. They often try sharing their technique......which leads to further laughs

I remember when I use to compete on them things been there done that. Don't knock them till you try them lol. Ide love to have a day on them 35 knots same kite same board one spot. Actually I'm sure they could host a comp like this somewhere.





I've since broke my ankle and am on the slow mend. Gonna smash some numbers this season. #Newgearnewspot
helium filling helped a massive amount. Also rigging for the lulls as I've always said.

That's some awesome pin pulling pin puller.

Bet you're pretty stoked to be pulling one pin higher than len10.

Didnt realise people used piqs.... Im torn between the woo or piq. I just want to upset the most people possible as i go to theyre local and wipe them off the top spot then leave town and never return

So i think the woo and a tennis ball is the correct device for this?

https://www.amazon.com.au/PIQ-Everlast-Wearable-Fitness-Tracker/dp/B06WWBX12F/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr0_1?keywords=piq+kite&qid=1565307878&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmr0

Half the price of the kite piq and if i know computer hardware and i do id say theyre identical devices (far cheaper to make a fully equiped unit and disable something then to make 2 diff versions especially when components are so cheap) but just with the parameters set to different timings. If you could get into the os and adjust it you could make it a kite piq.

Hay everyone first of all full disclosure gimps are us asked me to do a review i just wanted to say im just an average gimp and i found altho bjws suit was fine for my initial foray i really wanted to push the boundrys a little bit.

Now ill admit im not some young profesional who can do all the moves and flips so if you are spare yourself and go watch chapter one living in a bubble for the 10th time.

I tend to only gimp on the weekends when the misses lets me (ball breakers right? Cant live with em cant live without em right hah hah) but when conditions are good i really give it a fair wack

At first i was a bit dubious on the price being so high but after alot of research and testing the product out myself i can see just where all that money goes its a really clean and light weight yet durable product i must have abused it quite alot and it just kept on rocking....



I apoligise i dont know why i thought a gimp suit / generic kite review would be funny but the kiting terms matched so well im now worried the windsurfers were right all along and we are the rollerbladers of the sea

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causehecan said..
windsurfers were right all along and we are the rollerbladers of the sea

We were until SUP, Foiling and Wang surfing came along.

But realistically its worse to be the windsurfers of the sea.

Foiling... Its quite incredible that a foilboarder can happily foil for eternity in the wake of a ocean liner yet the idiots are
paying thousands to go on "foilboard" holidays... The only thing your craft is good at is literally at every port in the world and has zero condition requirements.

But no ones making money from that so no one bothers spruiking it if anything its kept a bit hush hush.

If i was making foilboards id put an esky a deck chair little sun umbrella and a matching even smaller umbrella in my drink and id just get towed into big ships leaving and have a retrieve crew. Its be like black water rafting. Just chill out and hope a dolphin doesnt mess up ya ride