sounds like something you'd get off demtel.
At least you'll be able to use the steak knives you got with it to cut up the P.O.S
But they all break at the handle. So you'll have to use the leatherman copy you have in the drawer, but that breaks your thumb nail off trying to extract the blade.
Sh1t
So you'll have to get into your Skoda, tie one end to your house and the other to the tow bar. Whack it in gear and thump it!
But OH NO! You've pulled the wall out of the cheap arse softwood house you built on the cheap.
The car keeps going, but fark the brakes don't work and you hit a telstra pole. It falls over, as expected,... you keep going....
and run into kitedevil [}:)]. He puts out his hand and says "Hark, hear YE! Don't buy crap rip offs, your life will become a terrible PITA and you will end up spending more, buy brand X ra ra ra!" The accelerator sticks and you run him down...
He reaches up and grabs the 11m kite trailing behind your skoda and climbs up it like something out of a Bruce Willis movie then jumps off it into the cockpit of a hovering F16 fighter jet and then....

[}:)]