This is just begging for it....

And maybe one of the sponsors (or the culprit himself) could come up with a token gesture prize???

All good fellas, in-laws in town...

Name's Shark Bait....

Aren't you guys a bit far out for that thing

Cant I have a lonely bat in peace?

Man makes love to kite. kinky lifesavers come out for a closer look.

Just another knob from Perth

let go of your bar when your in trouble

just wating for a mate

Did you bring the beer I ordered?

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All good boys, I'm on step three of the bws wave surfing-jeep commercial program

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Just waiting for a mate.

Hey you over there - Kiter dude - what have you got in your packed lunch ?

Oh, hi guys, how's it going, umm just a boiled egg, some tuna sandwiches me mum made and a Thermos of shark fin soup. Would you like a cup ?

wooo, no way, not for us - that is XXL dude, XXL

"Just wanted to know what softbaits u are using - nuclear chickens?" "nah just trawling some frozen chickens today"
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"need help?" - "Nah mate, I'm always hanging out here"

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"Well yeah the turning speed is not too bad but the bar pressure a bit softer that 2013, i hate it."
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"well i figured if had to lay down a number 2 why not do it in comfort"

kinda looks like he is checking his phone...

"sorry fellas, can you pop back in 10? i gotta take this... "hello, yeah, for sure... come down... i'm doing the sickest down winder from cott - fully powered up" "