Aussies Can't Jump

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junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
18 Feb 2015 7:42pm
So, Red Bull King of The Air had no Aussie contenders!

Why?

Are we all Hot Air rather than Big Air?
stuntnaz
stuntnaz
NSW
540 posts
NSW, 540 posts
18 Feb 2015 7:48pm
Count everyone from the northern beaches Sydney out
We are just not getting any wind for big boosting sessions
tomme
tomme
VIC
475 posts
VIC, 475 posts
18 Feb 2015 8:00pm
not sure any put clips in to enter... kind of necessary aspect to it
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
18 Feb 2015 5:14pm
junglist said..
Aussies cant jump.


Yeah totally... I mean no one I know in Australia can do a straight jump or a kiteloop, I can see why no Aussies were in the comp, way too hard for us mere mortals.
INTHELOOP
INTHELOOP
QLD
1855 posts
QLD, 1855 posts
18 Feb 2015 7:16pm
Aussies throw better punches tho
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
18 Feb 2015 8:24pm
The prize and a wood trophy isn't really motivating I guess.



Next year I'll make a vid, and i'll get you all to vote for me.

Ill have M- BOP from Hanson or Nickelback as the background music it will be joy!




junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
18 Feb 2015 9:25pm
INTHELOOP said..
Aussies throw better punches tho


Better than Lenten? Now THAT was quite a little tantie

gcdave
gcdave
534 posts
534 posts
18 Feb 2015 6:30pm
I reckon theres a few of us who have a serious set of nads,just dont care enough to hit an event for it. Its hardly a discipline. Its just go big,add some cereal and whaaala u got wings and some redbull spono cans
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
18 Feb 2015 8:31pm
gcdave said..
I reckon theres a few of us who have a serious set of nads,just dont care enough to hit an event for it. Its hardly a discipline. Its just go big,add some cereal and whaaala u got wings and some redbull spono cans


^ I think you are on the money there.


Greggor
Greggor
QLD
191 posts
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18 Feb 2015 8:36pm
junglist said..

INTHELOOP said..
Aussies throw better punches tho



Better than Lenten? Now THAT was quite a little tantie




affectionately now known as LEN Tantie
kemp90
kemp90
QLD
1694 posts
QLD, 1694 posts
18 Feb 2015 8:37pm
Wasn't least year the biggest air was 23m, That's huge, i dont think iv ever seen any1 get remotely close to that!
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:54pm
Or mayb the big air guys in Aus just do it for the personnel STOKE and dont need the badge of honor to feel good about themselves like the boot wearing repetitive maneuver low to the water flickie spinnie sheep.
Hybrid_Z
Hybrid_Z
VIC
382 posts
VIC, 382 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:59pm
Can we enter Plummet and claim him as an Aussie (nothing new to us). He'd surly win.
Ercorn
Ercorn
QLD
199 posts
QLD, 199 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:01pm
Can't jump, but great at whinging.
kemp90
kemp90
QLD
1694 posts
QLD, 1694 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:06pm
Actually,i do remember gokid saying his boost was close to a helicopter! Surely that would win!
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:08pm
Yeah but he just lost that kite!
kemp90
kemp90
QLD
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QLD, 1694 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:12pm
Underoath said...
Yeah but he just lost that kite!


Poor barstard!
Unhook3d
Unhook3d
WA
467 posts
WA, 467 posts
18 Feb 2015 10:01pm
Ercorn said...
Can't jump, but great at whinging.


That's the Poms.
skywalker3d
skywalker3d
VIC
228 posts
VIC, 228 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:15am
Don't you have to change your name to one after a kite or board to enter?????
kemp90
kemp90
QLD
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QLD, 1694 posts
19 Feb 2015 8:25am




Should have held the king of air at my place, 54knots. That's hectic!!
towradgi
towradgi
NSW
432 posts
NSW, 432 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:29am
Didn't the Red bull big air clash with the Kitestock big air on the same weekend . Which one is more prestigious?
skywalker3d
skywalker3d
VIC
228 posts
VIC, 228 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:29am
What are you doing posting get out there LOL. I don't think i have ever seen willy go that high
skebstebamal
skebstebamal
QLD
579 posts
QLD, 579 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:05am



skebstebamal
skebstebamal
QLD
579 posts
QLD, 579 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:07am
maroochydore yesterday...no comp required...just for the fun of it
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Feb 2015 9:41am
^ Maroochydore- Kiler, my new local in 12 days...
INTHELOOP
INTHELOOP
QLD
1855 posts
QLD, 1855 posts
19 Feb 2015 11:59am
junglist said..

INTHELOOP said..
Aussies throw better punches tho



Better than Lenten? Now THAT was quite a little tantie



you wouldn't wanna throw that in a pub in NQ or you be mega-looping out the door #punch10
INTHELOOP
INTHELOOP
QLD
1855 posts
QLD, 1855 posts
19 Feb 2015 12:00pm
Greggor said..

junglist said..


INTHELOOP said..
Aussies throw better punches tho




Better than Lenten? Now THAT was quite a little tantie





affectionately now known as LEN Tantie


maybe just a 'case' of #redbull overdose
junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
19 Feb 2015 2:10pm
RubenRedbull rage:

No No No Hadlow is going to beat me again!!!!
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
921 posts
NSW, 921 posts
19 Feb 2015 5:29pm
I would like to see a flat water jump comp.....everybody has the same advantage...no jump ramps....

That would be classic....
wishy
wishy
WA
1501 posts
WA, 1501 posts
19 Feb 2015 2:58pm
I'm pretty sure there are only a handful of nutters in any country willing to go out in 45 knots and pull the trigger.
There are certainly 4 or 5 around my area, and they're just the ones i've seen.
NickT comes to mind, he is an excellent ambassador for all winter storm maniacs.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2897 posts
SA, 2897 posts
19 Feb 2015 6:27pm
Go Chris.
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