gday fans
a few viewers have come upto me in the street and asked "hey your mr nowind" I say hey fans I sure am then they have a follow question "Mr nowind how come there's no wind get it nowindtoday lol how come there's no wind in the winter time" and being the walking Wikipedia of the kitesurfing industry I am I said that's because it's winter time son then I also said I'll put that one to my many many loyal fans out there
so here is it viewers how come there's no wind in the winter time?
reporting live from the streets this is Mr nowindtoday

Can we just block this guy already?

f@3*king Lofty!!

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nowindtoday said..
gday fans
a few viewers have come upto me in the street and asked "hey your mr nowind" I say hey fans I sure am then they have a follow question "Mr nowind how come there's no wind get it nowindtoday lol how come there's no wind in the winter time" and being the walking Wikipedia of the kitesurfing industry I am I said that's because it's winter time son then I also said I'll put that one to my many many loyal fans out there
so here is it viewers how come there's no wind in the winter time?
reporting live from the streets this is Mr nowindtoday

Your abilities as a troll are really quite mediocre

See if you can look up some old seabreeze threads and learn from the greats like Waveslave, RPM and Kozzie then come back to us with some real trolling

Why was he conceived

I respect your effective use of seabreeze.

Down Syndrome is a challenge not a disability. Good on you for having a go.

Thanks to all my LOYAL FANS for yor ever so valued feedback and comments with out you all Mr nowindtoday would be nuffingk I repeat NUfFINGK
so stay tuned viewers and fans for the next non bias educated reveiw of the latest kitesurfing gear the whole krew will wanna get their grubby little mitts on next summer
keep'n it real as always
Mr nowindtoday

You are the kid in the school yard that nobody likes, except you aggravate and hang around hassling other kids and generally giving them all the sh!ts.....so they retaliate and bully you because they don't like you.

You love it because any attention is good attention.

Seriously. Find another forum where people might find your attention interesting. Surely there is a church group out there that will love you no matter what.

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Gazuki said..
f@3*king Lofty!!

LOL

Nope - but man I wish I'd thought of it first. I bet it's Scabs over at Goldie - what's his name again Ethan!?

On a side note: Can we have a cartoon series to go with this? Ahh I lament the old days of Tracks and Captain Goodvibes.

Gday fans i was out in the streets today getting good material for my next reveiw when a viewer asked "hey Mr nowindtoday why don't you throw a image of yourself hard at work researching your next review"? And of course being a reviewer of high reputation I said why not so here it is viewers and fans Mr nowindtoday at work
keeping it real as always
Mr nowindtoday

^^^^^^ Poo stance always gives away a learner.

if we examine the above^^ picture we can see an old fat guy on a giant board with a mast and sail

mr nowindtoday you have outed yourself as a windsurfer

The old dude in the pic looks like mark Australia, but with more hair and a neck.

Gday fans some of the viewers out there think that Mr nowindtoday may be a windsurfer well fans that may not be 900% true however I have been sighted by a few regular fans on what you young folk call a sail boarder
keep'n it real as always
Mr nowindtoday

Kitesurfing never ask why they just do that's a windsurfing thing

As a famous fan who you all would know once said "if only everyone else in the world was as smart and handsome as me we'd have much better citizens"
keep'n it real as always
mr nowindtoday