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blokey
blokey
WA
36 posts
WA, 36 posts
16 Oct 2009 11:59pm
Tad off topic but a quick warning to everybody out there. I'm Big fan of crap movies, if you watch a crap movie you expect it to be terrible and it normally exceeds your low low expectations and turns out to be decent movie.

I recently wasted 90 minutes of my life that I could have better spent contemplating ways to kill myself and instead watched a movie called 'Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus'. My imagination led me to believe I would be seeing an epic battle of a gargantuan shark and octopus battling across our pathetic world causing death, destruction and mayhem, causing buxom young women who haven't been to acting school to shriek in horror. There is none of this. This movie is just plain terrible. Not terribly awesome. Not even an acceptable way to kill a bit of time waiting for a seabreeze.

Do yourself a favour, bypass this at the video store and do something more constructive like manicuring your lawn with a pair of scissors...... Please please please, trust me.
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
17 Oct 2009 3:07am
...aha!
Beersy
Beersy
TAS
753 posts
TAS, 753 posts
17 Oct 2009 9:57am
Was there at least a little bit or shark-octopus brawling?
KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
17 Oct 2009 10:35am
Can't beat "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" for truely awful.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
17 Oct 2009 3:42pm
lol what part of "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" made you think it would be any good?
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
17 Oct 2009 1:10pm
I thought you were joking but apparently

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Giant_Octopus

you're not!!!
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
17 Oct 2009 3:57pm
see Death Proof, that's the crappest movie I have seen,
kitebored
kitebored
NSW
593 posts
NSW, 593 posts
18 Oct 2009 11:39am
Now I feel like I've got to watch it to find out if it's really that bad.. [}:)]
rhinoman
rhinoman
QLD
362 posts
QLD, 362 posts
18 Oct 2009 10:43am
yes what about revenge of the toxic avenger /that blind chick was smoking,and what about melvin the mop boy, one pissed off mop boy
KIT33R said...

Can't beat "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" for truely awful.


Greenfinger
Greenfinger
WA
239 posts
WA, 239 posts
18 Oct 2009 8:45am
Anyone seen the hills have eyes ? Thats one sick movie.
manicskier
manicskier
VIC
772 posts
VIC, 772 posts
18 Oct 2009 1:28pm
From the wiki

Sequel

Following the buzz generated by the release of the film's trailer, Gibson hinted on an interview that a sequel may be in the works. "Because God knows what else is in the ocean", she said. "I thought maybe a seahorse? Maybe a 500-foot (150 m) lobster would be good. But yes, there is the potential for a sequel, and I would absolutely love it."



Oh and if you want a good movie, check out 'seven years in tibet' watched it last night
quite good
Morg
Morg
QLD
129 posts
QLD, 129 posts
18 Oct 2009 12:51pm
I work on the notion that if there is only one or two copies on the new release wall it's gunna suck.
webandit
webandit
WA
22 posts
WA, 22 posts
18 Oct 2009 2:07pm
Useful website for avoiding really crap movies:

www.metacritic.com/
windangoesoff
windangoesoff
NSW
280 posts
NSW, 280 posts
18 Oct 2009 8:45pm
I thought I would give the phantom menace (star wars ep. 1) a 2nd chance after thinking it was crap when i saw it over 10 years ago at the movies.

This movie is the suckiest movie from suck-land. I can't believe george lucas made this rubbish after how epic the original 3 movies are.
nathand
nathand
QLD
211 posts
QLD, 211 posts
19 Oct 2009 12:55am
i see ur giant shark and i raise you lesbian vampire hunters
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
19 Oct 2009 11:32am
Check out "The science of sleep" definately the most pretentious and annoying cast/film in ages. Nothing redeeming whatso-ever.

Killer toms


For a tacky good laff check oot 'Amazon women on the moon'. From the 80s with half of the Saturday Night Live crew (at the time).
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