^Ha ha I have absolutely nothing to do with this event but missing your heat because you were at the pub seems like a bloody good reason to me

We couldn't even manage to get one female (out of approx 50 entrants) to compete in the wave event over here so surely you would get a start if you were keen.
The fact that you have changed your avatar (I think?) to one on a surfboard must earn you
pints points as well.
I noticed that typo just before posting so crossed it out but prob should have left it in as it seems fitting.

P.S. Is it just Masters, no GM (
Genetically Modified Grand Masters) division.