.... we have lots and lots of wildlife in our neck of the woods here in tropical Darwin, literally see something every session so we have near misses all the time,,, but occasionally we unfortunately do come into contact, a few memorable ones for me have been:
- hit big enough fish (dunno what) with front wing of my foil that cart-wheeled me and loosened some bolts,,, no damage thank F.
- hit box Jelly fish square in the middle of my foil's mast that sliced it in half,,,, sucked in jelly.
- hit turtle squarely on its back,,,, basically running it over from behind, knocked 3 of my 4 fins off on my Nugget, sorry turtle.
- landed on a little reef shark from a jump, was riding a 3 fins surfboard that knocked a fin out.
- ran over a large eagle ray on my twin tip doing mach9 in shallow water, it turned on me tried to punch on, pretty sure it tried to stab my TT.
- hit a seagull with kites line, luckily it flew away.
- hit a hawk with my LE on my old Naish X2 years ago, lady found it later laying in the water still alive, she took off with it to vet.
- flying fish flew into my sunnies,,, that I was wearing of course, thank F I had sunnies on, I didn't even see it coming just whammm.
- flying fish in the leg,,, just a glance but scared the begeezus out of me at the time.
- flying fish in the face,,,,, friggin thing stunk.
- notable mention and the one I most regret, doing mach 9 heading into the sun on my windsurfer (back when I was a poley), squarely hit the neck of a dugong with the monster race fin bolted in my slalom board,,,,, damn it, bloody hell I cut it. Sooooo sorry.
Near miss of a few crocs over the years mind you their sneaky bastards so you never know how many we've actually come close too.
Anyway, keeps one entertained out there!
Cheers,
Robbie