Seabreeze doesn't need a dull, loud, idiotic Froth Goth, fan boy, snow flake, surfing podcast to stay on track.

It needs a lot more toxic rage bait, that doesn't break forum rules.

Here are some example topics you should post if you really want to keep this sh1t show on track.

Parents who buy their kids mobile phones are lazy failures

Boomers ruined the economy, and millennials will never recover

If you're still poor in 2025, it's 100% your fault

Vegans are destroying their health and the planet

Gym culture is toxic, and fit people are narcissists

Baby dugong taste a bit like veal if they are prepared properly and eaten fresh

The ABC is a bloated, biased waste of taxpayer money which should be scraped. Funds should be redirected to essential services - hospitals, roads, or tax cuts

yup they will definitely start some arguments, especially the dugong one, they taste nothing like veal and are far to gamey. even worse than platypus in my opinion

myscreenname suxs.

Oliver used to be funny/crazy.

Adolph used to be funny/crazy.

But myscreenname just suxs.

Discuss.

Geez how many times do I have to tell you folks dugong have another use too

myscreenname said..

Froth Goth said..
i still thought the podcast was pretty funny some crazy storys from the old
surf comp days

Which story? And why did you find it funny/crazy?

Please identify the specific timeframes of the particular punchline that apealed to you and the emotion you felt when first hearing it. Then I may rewatch with an open mind.

I thought it was dull, I didn't relate to the smart arse Americans. I felt the podcast you posted wasted my time and has ZERO hope of getting this forum back on track.

Just like pubs tried topless barmaids and encouraged punk bands to perform before they closed their doors for good in the late 90s Seabreeze needs toxic rage bait to stoke the social media algorithm and scrape the last few dollars out of wary advertisers for Lauries kids private school fees.

pretty sure yancy opened up with a story about some dude pretending to work for scholls and licking his feet ?? if you dont find that funny then youve never been good enough to be sponsored before

i think i know what will cheer you up

guess who got out on the peak again










i completely stuffed up this last BTC run tho bailed out at bloody 95 didnt get a chance to even buy back in

myscreenname said..
We are talking about saving the forum and getting it 'back on track'.

What's needed is more Toxic Rage Bait.

Bollocks. Pure bollocks. Your theory# does not stand-up to any scrutiny.

Seabreeze.com.au's 30 year history of greatness pre-dates toxic rage baiting. How can more of that non-sense get it back to where it was before that even existed ?

Rage-farming, which has been cited since at least January 2022, is an offshoot of rage-baiting where the outrage of the person being provoked is farmed or manipulated into an online engagement by rage-seeding that helps amplify the message of the original content creator

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragebaiting


#acutally, no its not even a theory. You have already self-identified it as a fact, without any discussion or peer-review. Has your brain been dumbed down by too many vax shots or something ? Idiot.

Carantoc, you describe yourself as the Pope or someone better than everyone else.

Yesterday I watched the rather excellent movie: The Boy In The Striped Pajama's. (spoiler alert)

The entitled Nazi kid (Bruno) was super naive and the dumb c(!)nt followed his Jewish friend (Shmuel), in the striped pajamas, into the gas chamber.

If Bruno survived the Holocaust he would have had the username Carantoc on Seabreeze.

Just saying.

I apologise for the wrongly place apostrophe.

It's a shame you haven't seen the film, as you would have seen similarities between the films two main characters and your difficult relationship with FormulaNova over the past 30 years on STB.

It's a heartbreaking film about an unlikely friendship between two boys during the Holocaust - Bruno (Carantoc), the sheltered son of a Nazi officer, and Shmuel (FormulaNova), a Jewish boy imprisoned in a concentration camp. Their relationship is central to the film's emotional impact.

Both boys are eight years old and don't fully understand the horrors around them. Carantoc thinks the concentration camp is a "farm" and the prisoners' uniforms are "pajamas." FormulaNova knows he's suffering but doesn't grasp the full scale of the Holocaust. Their friendship is pure, untouched by the hatred and propaganda that defines Seabreeze.com.au

They meet in secret at the camp's fence, where Carantoc brings food and they play games. Their friendship is dangerous - if caught, Carantoc would be punished, and FormulaNova would face even worse. Despite this, they treat each other as equals, showing how children see humanity before prejudice.

Carantoc's innocence leads to the film's devastating ending. He sneaks into the camp (disguised in "striped pajamas") to help FormulaNova find his father. The boys are mistaken for prisoners and killed in a gas chamber - a brutal reminder that evil doesn't discriminate.

The film uses their bond to show:
* How hatred is taught, not natural - kids don't see race or religion until Seabreeze forces it on them.
* The senseless cruelty of the Holocaust - two boys who should've been friends die because of blind obedience to evil.
* The cost of ignorance - Carantoc's parents shielded him from the truth, and it led to tragedy.

Their friendship is one of the most tragic in film history because it highlights the wasted lives and stolen childhoods of the Holocaust.

Bruno (Carantoc) and Shmuel (FormulaNova)

Froth Goth said..

Stirling Spencer always hates on foiling. The reason he hates foiling so much is because when he tried it his man boobs jiggled too much.

Someone needs to tell him just because the Raglan surf report came through with once in a millennia surf comedy that was actually funny that doesn't mean all surfers are funny. Your not! Just more of the whiny mean girls attitude that drags all surf culture down.

Youngbreezy said..

Froth Goth said..

Stirling Spencer always hates on foiling. The reason he hates foiling so much is because when he tried it his man boobs jiggled too much.

Someone needs to tell him just because the Raglan surf report came through with once in a millennia surf comedy that was actually funny that doesn't mean all surfers are funny. Your not! Just more of the whiny mean girls attitude that drags all surf culture down.

feces is tough competition



yeah but its mostly cause feces is so famous microsoft spell check knows him by first name

Carantoc said..
- oh also you have, once again, failed dismally in your use of an apostrophe in the word 'Pajamas'. Remery will not be happy.

The main problem I can see is the baiting of grammar purists with the use of US English. It's 'Pyjamas' ffs.

myscreenname needs to masturbate more

Yeah, apostrophes are not my thing. I did mean let's not lets.

And you are right about Remery. He doesn't even give a **** about what happened to Schmuel.

Have a great day Remery.

Mark _australia needs to masturbate more

if you masturbate someone else is it still masturbation ?