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cisco said..
No bad.
I think the new Star Wars movie will be fantastic. Went to see Spectre last week. Awesome non stop action.
I saw Spectre last night.
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Bond infiltrates an organisation and has dramatic chases and kills a lot of people. At one point he is killing the unarmed pilot of a crashing helicopter, which seems not so smart a thing to do.
Bond and the Bond girl are able to go shopping for designer tuxedos and evening dresses while on the run on a train, in the middle of nowhere, somehow.
Bond locates the secret laboratory that is hidden in a famous meteorite impact crater.
Bond is captured.
Bond is given the grand tour of the secret facility and bad guy's entire plan is explained to him.
Bond is not shot in the head even though bad guy has inifinite possibilities to do so.
Bond is killed slowly giving him time to escape
Bond blows up top secret evil lair that is an offshore PC support call centre (?) hidden in a famous crater by blowing up the gas tanks that are inexplicably everywhere.
Bond walks away from explosion without looking back.
Bond girl gets captured (can't recall how. must have been asleep)
Bond is captured again and again not shot in the head.
Bond escapes. Again.
Q stops worldwide evil data surveillance system by giving access to offshore developers, who break it instantly.
Bond finds himself in over elaborate death trap. Escapes
Bond stops bad guy. Gets girl.
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So basically every bond movie ever but with different actors and locations.
but it has nice locations and Monica Belluci.
Did I mention Monica Belluci? It has Monica Belluci. I don't really understand why her character was required for the plot but it has Monica Belluci. Bond basically saved her, promised her something, ****ed her, and left. I'm not even sure if she died or not. But it was Monica Belluci.