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rune
rune

WA

193 posts

19 Dec 2018 5:40pm
your and you're

"The difference between knowing your sh** and knowing you're sh**"

CAPITALS

"Helping your uncle Jack off a horse. or. Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Any others?
mclovin
mclovin

SA

724 posts

19 Dec 2018 8:16pm
To and too
There, their and they're.

Makes anyones argument useless if they've used the wrong word. So many people just don't know the differences.
Crusoe
Crusoe

QLD

1197 posts

19 Dec 2018 7:55pm
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

19 Dec 2018 7:01pm
Let's eat Grandpa

Let's eat, Grandpa


Grammar can save a life.



The one that ****s me badly is "you should of....."

No, it is "should have". When shortened it is "should've" which does sound like "should of" but it isn't written like that. It is "should've"
To hear very intelligent people say "should of" or even worse write "should of" is a bit annoying.
Many teachers don't get it.


Don't get me started on Americans.......
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

19 Dec 2018 7:02pm
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mclovin said..
To and too
There, their and they're.

Makes anyones argument useless if they've used the wrong word. So many people just don't know the differences.


You missed an apostrophe their.

mclovin
mclovin

SA

724 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:42pm
Some things are done on purpose.
stamp
stamp

QLD

2795 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:23pm
'nother' is not a ****ing word! i hate hearing 'it's a whole nother....'

and 'wellness' ****s me, too. it's wellbeing.
Kamikuza
Kamikuza

QLD

6493 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:24pm
Oxford comma.

rune
rune

WA

193 posts

19 Dec 2018 7:28pm
How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker
rod_bunny
rod_bunny

WA

1089 posts

19 Dec 2018 8:00pm
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rune said..
your and you're


me and mine... Gramma, died in 2000.
(English and German)
Mr Milk
Mr Milk

NSW

3120 posts

19 Dec 2018 11:52pm
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rune said..
How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker


I thought wethers and wankers came from different planets.
musorianin
musorianin

QLD

597 posts

19 Dec 2018 11:14pm
Who can resist a grammar-nazi thread? Here's a couple that sh** me, more to do with meaning than grammar.
"Fulsome" means insincere, not "full"; "enormity" is not just something large, but means an outage, like genocide. I here ?? politicians and news/sports announcers getting these too ??wrong all the time ??.
gs12
gs12

WA

421 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:24pm
Eats, shoots & leaves.
Kamikuza
Kamikuza

QLD

6493 posts

19 Dec 2018 11:29pm
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musorianin said..
outage


Poodle
Poodle

WA

867 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:35pm
My grammar said if you cant say something nice, don't say anything....
James
James

WA

549 posts

19 Dec 2018 9:59pm
This thread is " so fun "
cisco
cisco

QLD

12364 posts

20 Dec 2018 2:16am
One One was a racehorse.
Two Two was one too,
One One won one race.
Two Two won one too.
robbo1111
robbo1111

NSW

649 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:18am
I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach
DunkO
DunkO

NSW

1147 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:41am
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robbo1111 said..
I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach


Then stepped through it.
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:41am
Should of is an interesting one Mark.

Should have, or should've, whilst correct grammar is utterly meaningless.

Should implies that it ought to be done in the future. Have implies the past. So telling someone that they ought to do something in the future in the past is, well, meaningless.

Thats why young children, when berated with this logic, look at you as though you're gormless.
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:46am
And the erosion of language is deliberate according to many:

www.goodreads.com/book/show/225849.The_Deliberate_Dumbing_Down_of_America
musorianin
musorianin

QLD

597 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:42am
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Kamikuza said..

musorianin said..
outage





And I proof red that so carefully
jonnulla
jonnulla

NSW

74 posts

20 Dec 2018 8:52am
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rune said..
How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker




My recent favourite, 'a shipping ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships'

Marsbars
Marsbars

546 posts

20 Dec 2018 7:39am
I always thought dept was a contraction of department but now it seems it is something the liberals have got us into.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

20 Dec 2018 8:27am
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japie said.. And the erosion of language is deliberate according to many: ttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/225849.The_Deliberate_Dumbing_Down_of_America



would one ever need to deliberately dumb down America?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

20 Dec 2018 8:29am
Upcoming - not a word. It is forthcoming.

TripleJ - every fkn thing was "dropped" not released.
I understand the reference but it gets really annoying to hear "dropped" every 2mins like they are trying so hard to sound cool.



robbo1111
robbo1111

NSW

649 posts

20 Dec 2018 12:37pm
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DunkO said..

robbo1111 said..
I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach



Then stepped through it.


No that was the old sail
rockmagnet
rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

20 Dec 2018 11:43am
"Stationary" as I once saw in a shop directing me to the stationery isle.


I have some trouble with " to". Or is that "too"?
myusernam
myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

20 Dec 2018 11:53am



evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

20 Dec 2018 3:26pm
Grammar.
jonnulla
jonnulla

NSW

74 posts

20 Dec 2018 4:28pm



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