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Created by quikdrawMcgraw quikdrawMcgraw  > 9 months ago, 11 May 2018
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quikdrawMcgraw
quikdrawMcgraw

quikdrawMcgraw

1221 posts

11 May 2018 7:21am
Isn't it awkward when you think your free to let one rip, only to discover there is someone within the blast radius staring at you...I don't know whether to smile or sniff the air
Vince68
Vince68

Vince68

WA

675 posts

11 May 2018 7:27am
What for it!!!

pepe47
pepe47

pepe47

WA

1382 posts

11 May 2018 9:15am
I love the one about the old couple sitting in church, and the old dear quietly whispers to her husband, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
To which he replies,"buy a new battery for your hearing aid!"
Tonz
Tonz

Tonz

523 posts

11 May 2018 9:55am
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HotBodMon
HotBodMon

HotBodMon

NSW

612 posts

11 May 2018 11:58am
I'm with this guy , Farts are just not funny
myusernam
myusernam

myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

11 May 2018 12:00pm
its bad when you're on a customers site and you're alone so you fart. sure fire way to get them to walk in the door and start talking to you
desertyank
desertyank

desertyank

1264 posts

11 May 2018 10:26am

desertyank
desertyank

desertyank

1264 posts

11 May 2018 10:28am
Marsbars
Marsbars

Marsbars

546 posts

11 May 2018 11:50am
Or in an empty aisle at Bunnings probably walked into as many as I have dropped though I do like to drop them in elevators and ask if anyone else can smell petrol.
Mastbender
Mastbender

Mastbender

1972 posts

12 May 2018 3:03am
Poodle
Poodle

Poodle

WA

867 posts

12 May 2018 12:06pm
saltiest1
saltiest1

saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

12 May 2018 4:31pm
Oh man. The worst is when in the middle of the night you let rip a stench bomb, proceed to Dutch oven it and you then remember the beauty that's in bed with you that you forgot.
actiomax
actiomax

actiomax

NSW

1576 posts

13 May 2018 10:28am
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.
Buster fin
Buster fin

Buster fin

WA

2597 posts

13 May 2018 7:02pm
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actiomax said..
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.


Nope.
Emeboy
Emeboy

Emeboy

NSW

399 posts

14 May 2018 12:53pm
Was in Bali last week and lets just say..... For the first couple of days... farting was not my friend....
Marsbars
Marsbars

Marsbars

546 posts

14 May 2018 1:37pm
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actiomax said..
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.


Not sure about supercheap as never taken the mrs there but have had it happen when taking her out for Mexican.
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