Hi im looking for a florist that do delivery in moonee pond area i want to surprise my mom some flowers on her birthday thanks

And the prize for the most bizarre first post goes to....

Hi, you have come to the right place! We do deliver to Moonee Ponds and we already have your "mom's" details on file.

Can you just PM me your credit card details and we will deliver the best flowers ever on her birthday.

Who said the internet wasn't useful, as it has managed to find your exact service in one go!

P.S. we also fit the best exhaust systems in Carrs Park.

I can recommend Melbourne General Cemetery as a great supplier of flowers. Open 7 days a week and they always have a variety of fresh flowers on hand with no seasonal shortage. You have a great selection of arrangements that are ready to go at walk away prices and no mater what the occasion you will find what your after. Sorry i don't have contact details but your good to just rock up at any time to browse. To bad they don't do deliveries, you will need to organise that yourself. My old man put me onto them when I was a wee lad and have shopped there ever since.

FormulaNova said..
Hi, you have come to the right place! We do deliver to Moonee Ponds and we already have your "mom's" details on file.

Can you just PM me your credit card details and we will deliver the best flowers ever on her birthday.

Who said the internet wasn't useful, as it has managed to find your exact service in one go!

P.S. we also fit the best exhaust systems in Carrs Park.

Arghhhh...it's Carss Park. Named after William Carss, not Bob Carr. One R, two S's.

Will anyone, anywhere, EVER get it right?

clove said..
Hi im looking for a florist that do delivery in moonee pond area i want to surprise my mom some flowers on her birthday thanks

Hi clove, welcome to the forum.
Im at yo mummus house right now, she says she doesn't like flowers and would prefer a new bed as we have worn out the springs on the current one. Preferably one with a rail along the top suitable to clip handcuffs onto.
Thanks in advance,
your new daddy.

OMG, please don't post the vid you recorded from the closet or there will be a lotofwindexit headline on every click bait ad web wide.