Mashed banana and crispy bacon sandwich.

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Razzonater said..
Coffee and cigarette breakfast of champions.

Irish breakfast tea and a joint, gets the day off to a happy start.

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southace said..

AUS1111 said..
Asian chicks and blonde hair

Asian chicks with blonde hair? That's what you meant right?

Like that...

^^ you must watch a lot of k-pop videos then huh

^^^ OMG I will be now....

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Mark _australia said..
Who?

You..... Markie_Stralya......have you forgotten your own name??? And me....lotofwind.... that you have been enjoying fun banter with for 10 years now?????, Don't you remember?????.
Its sad as, when old age starts to effect the senior citizens memory. We are here for ya big fella, like, we all love ya and stuff hay

Potatoe and Onions...

Whack a couple of potatoes into microwave for about 6 minutes.
Slice up a whole brown onion; while potatoes are being zapped get a fry pan and add about 2 tablespoons of butter or (virginal olive oil), to it, and put it on a medium hot stove. When butter melts add onion and saute.
When potatoes are zapped, slice them up about 1cm thick, (using kitchen tongs unless your fingers are more calloused than mine), and add them to the onions in the fry pan.
When potatoes have browned slightly, before the onions burn, serve onto a plate or plates, add pepper and salt as required.

Goes incredibly well with beer, especially when half p%ssed, and couldn't be bothered getting elaborate.

Good filling meal regardless...

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lotofwind said..
You..... Markie_Stralya......have you forgotten your own name??? And me....lotofwind.... that you have been enjoying fun banter with for 10 years now?????, Don't you remember?????.
Its sad as, when old age starts to effect the senior citizens memory. We are here for ya big fella, like, we all love ya and stuff hay

Oh, no.

Yeah mate, sounds like you've been done over by the joke. Funny that 'cause carantoc's jokes usually have such a good reputation for humour.

Anyways, to fit the '01 lotofwind to the MK05 Mark_australia you need the extra swizzle-brackets and the di-lithium connectors.

I dunno but it must be your luck day 'cause I have a couple spare sets out back in the shed. They aren't easy to find that's why they usually cost so much.

But for a fellow 'breezer I'll tell what I'll do. I'll knock 10% off what I would normally charge. So if you wire me $1,785US via Carantoc@western-union then as soon as the funds have cleared I'll stick 'em in the post.

Regards